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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jun 30, 2016.

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> yaaaaaasss
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 30, 2016
  2. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    My first Shag was a rather pedestrian sighting on the west coast of Scotland. Luckily this was quickly followed by a much more exciting and exotic African Swallow.
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I was spit roasted by Chris Tarrant and the guy that plays Mr Blobby in a St John's ambulance tent at Peterborough truck fest 89.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jul 1, 2016
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  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    What I lack in size I more than compensate for in enthusiasm. And I have a long tongue & can hold my breath for ages.
     
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    GroveRanger, Jul 1, 2016
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Long and thin goes straight in and does not please the ladies
    Short and thick does the trick and gives them all the babies
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 1, 2016
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Dev is short & thick
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jul 1, 2016
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  7. Cruyff's Turn.

    Cruyff's Turn. Active Member

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    Wife of a family friend, I was 19 and she was 25. Saw her last year in a petrol filling station. 69 now and still very definitely an Ah Wid.
     
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  8. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    so youre 63??

    fckin hell!!
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You 69'd her in a petrol station?
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 1, 2016
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    He pumped her

    <rofl>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 1, 2016
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Pump wan
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    53 quid I was filling up the Twingo last night <steam>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 1, 2016
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  13. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I'd love to fill up Twins, always been a fantasy of mine to double team a pair of blondes, preferably female.
     
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    GroveRanger, Jul 1, 2016
  14. ACWORTH2016

    ACWORTH2016 Banned

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    always felt Tarrant was a bit odd
     
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    15, in the house my lass was babysitting, got her pregnant, my mam talked her into having an abortion :emoticon-0141-whew:
     
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  16. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    She made the wrong choice about you though :frown:
     
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    Toby, Jul 1, 2016
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    Says the worlds laziest, scruffy bastard, who is nothing more than a cum stain on society.

    Get a job, get a car and get your own home, ffs
     
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  18. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    :huh:
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 1, 2016
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I got the opening sequence of "Trainspotting" playing thru my head while reading that <laugh>
     
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