Weekend

You know the script lads even though I don't particularly care.

 

**** only knows, I still have the decorators in (four weeks and counting) so I may go out just to get away from the smell of paint and wallpaper paste and the dust from all the sanding of woodwork.

 

4 weeks? The **** are they doing?

 

Mostly tea/*** breaks by the looks. Fortunately I fixed the price beforehand otherwise I'd be rooked.

 

They natives?

I use a Romanian guy when I need something done, knocking the door at 8 o'clock Crack on untill the job is done. Set price.

Locals are lazy bastards, I've been waiting on a guy I know to fix my front gate for a couple of weeks.

 

I'm going to look at new prams tomorrow, I can't wait it will be so ****ing exciting.

 

Must be near due?

 

Ach the main guy's a bit lonely, I think he just likes company for the chat. He's a lovely guy but he's almost becoming part of the family. It's only a matter of time before he settles down in one of the spare rooms.

 

Mid August mate

 

That sounds fantastic.

 

The family and I are going to see Florence and the Machine at Hyde Park.

 

The a knot in it, two is plenty.

Being close together is a bonus too.

 

Even if it is half as good as it sounds I will be a happy man, oh yes I will.

 

I'd go too but I volunteered to be flayed alive and roasted on a massive barbecue pit.

 

Get your Romanian dude to do it.

 

Are they playing or are you just meeting them for a picnic?

 

He is a painter and decorator, not a welder.

 

Well get him to paint the gate.

 

That's great.

I'll send you a card and present when the time comes.

 

Useless twit.