Easy, I'll kick off.. cos they would.. all-time kuntz XI is the sort of team that would either kick lumps out of the opposition and /or end up with 9 players.. players you hate.. dirty, foul-mouthed or plain criminals.. they might be good technically they might be shyte.. (got the idea off a mate at work) T Schumacher (West Germany) G Neville (Man U) M Keown (Arsenal) N Hunter (Leeds) A Cole (Chelsea) J Barton (Newcastle) L Bowyer (Ipswich) T Hurlock (Millwall) C Ronaldo (Real Madrid) El Hadji Diouf (Blackburn) D Maradona (Argentina) not a bad line-up though is it..
p.schmeichel g.neville- steve bruce- rio ferdinand - denis irwin c.ronaldo- roy keane-phil neville- eric cantona wayne rooney- andy cole
its something about that shirt, beckham would have made it if he never left, but ever since 2 weeks after he left, hes been one of my idols
I wonder how nobodys done the obvious joke and named Stefan, whose unfortunate surname was Kuntz. Manager is nailed on, it has to be Neil Lennon.
In terms of the law/convictions what about:- Schumacher Goal Keeper xx got away with it David Partridge Centre Half 2months affray etc Jamie Lawrence Centre Half 4years bank robbery Peter Storey Full Back 3years etc etc (you name it) Terry Fenwick Full Back 4months (drink driving) AND PLAYED FOR LEICESTER ON LOAN Joey Barton Midfielder 6months (assault) Graham Rix Midfielder 6months (underage sex etc) Gavin Grant Winger life (25years) (murder) Eric Cantona Striker 2weeks (two footed assault) Jimmy Gauld Striker 4years (betting scandal) Lee Hughes Striker 6years (death by dangerous driving)
Toni Schumachers 'tackle' on Battiston gave me nightmares as a kid, think thats the closest I've seen somebody actually get killed by a tackle
LEEDS UNITED: GK 1 Gary Sprake RB 2 Paul Madeley LB 3 Terry Cooper CM 4 Billy Bremner (c) CB 5 Jack Charlton CB 6 Norman Hunter RM 7 Peter Lorimer CF 8 Allan Clarke CF 9 Mick Jones CM 10 Johnny Giles LM 11 Eddie Gray A TEAM FULL OF C--TS [ went to school in Hull and most of the class " supported TWS which only made me hate leeds even more ]
Paddy Kenny, Gary Neville, Martin Keown, John Terry, Jamie Carragher, Joey Barton, Cesc Fabregas, Nigel De Jong, Cristiano Ronaldo, Mario Balotelli and Didier Drogba.
rivaldo for that ridiculous fake hit in the face nonsense against turkey (?) however I havent and never will hate a footballer with the same passion as watching ronaldos wink when rooney got sent off against portugal! I'd have taken 20yrs in a heartbeat.