The Poxit Referendum

Nope, you're teetotal and not racist enough for them to elect you.

You need to try harder

 

So you're not ruling out the possibility of becoming my deputy?

 

I'm a natural born leader.

I'd happily allow you to be part of my entourage though

 

I'll give Deputy Dev a call.

 

As POTY I think you'll find I'm the leader around these here parts, maybe in January you can take my crown. I'll be happy with anybody, apart from that **** Nicky.

 

I'm going to be the leader of the UK.

You can be my minister for quizzes.

 

Thanks but what other choices would you have? You are taking the piss, I regret my vote now.

 

I thought you'd welcome such a key position.

The UK Quiz Charter will drive my manifesto to universal acclaim.

 

Change it and drive the **** out...

 

All hail the new leader.

 

You couldn't lead a dog round a park mate

 

That may be so, but I do own a rather fine collection of coasters.

You will be my Minister for the Destruction of Shirley.

 

I demand a re-vote .. ****in rigged (handing out favourite poster awards to win votes).

PONDERSOUT!

 

The GC electoral commision are currently looking into allegations of gerrymandering and bribing the electorate with pictures of castles and cute animals.

We take such allegations very seriously and full and comprehensive investigation will now take place. Anyone found to be in breach of GC polling protocol will be dealt with accordingly.

 

Just change yer vote every ****

 

No a bad flag though

 

I think he's wearing that to wind up the Jocks.

 

Ahm pure wound up tae ****.

 

I had my first shag in Shirley. For that reason alone it should be awarded 'Place of Outstanding Historic Interest' status.