Off Topic EU deabte. Which way are you voting ?

It will not be debated as it is covered by Government policy and there's an Act of Parliament on the statute books.

 

I'd tell her to be strong

 

Before running off with her purse

 

whilst calling her a foreign slut.

 

She used to be in the Polish army so although she is quite small and slim she's pretty tough. Once we all walked out of a flat we were living in at the time and while me and her daughter were wondering what to do she kicked the door open!

 

so your under the thumb basically.

 

Do they not know how to use a lock and key, in Poland?

 

Err no.

Tobes accepts that markets have stabilised. You never claimed that - you are the ****wit.

The cause, according to Tobes is that Cameron volleyed the invoking of Article 50 into the long grass. - you're both ****wits, it wasn't.

Beyond that I see some reasonable expectations of another wave of volatility, no real indication of severity and no real sense of being totally sure. But there sure as hell is one piece that justifies what we have been saying: 'There is a confidence within the City that perhaps the implications to this vote may not be as immediate nor far reaching as many initially thought' that seems to be quite positive.

The board expert said exactly the opposite, in fact he said he could only predict the immediate impact, saying anything more far reaching is beyond him (we believe him, in this we certainly believe him ) - he's an honest ****wit.

We all agreed the worse is not over, but those whose vote carried the day always accepted that. Move on.[/QUOTe


Markets have paused, temporarily. That's all.

So, all you 'see' is more volatility ( No ****? That might be very close to what I said, ages ago!). No real expectation of severity? Why? And no real sense of being sure (No **** again! It's also known as uncertainty! I do believe I might have said that a week or more ago)

You agree the worst is not over ( this is getting almost ****ing unreal!!).

And you'll plough on regardless? Now, that I can believe! It's what know it all ****wits, like you always do. Safe and secure in the knowledge that, as usual, they're right!...

 

And shouting hysterically, EDL EDL EDL

 

So the EU states instructed some imaginary army of keyboard warriors to create multiple e-mail addresses so that they could hijack an internet petition?

Oh right and here was me thinking it was a few million people just ****ed off at the result and desperately wanting it reversed. How naïve of me....

 

Do none of you know how to use a door handle?

EDIT: safc83 got there first!

 

I forgot to say we'd all walked outside and left our keys inside!

 

If it was the leave voters who had lost and were signing the petition, it would have 10 million signatures by now. We are far more passionate about our country.

 

I know, I thought the same but when Cameron and the press pointed out that all 4 million voted where from EU keyboard warriors and some disgruntled hackers using bots and using fake accounts from Antarctica I realised how silly I'd been to have been duped. I also realised that that not one single person I'd met was even the slightest bit annoyed with the result and then I just Kept Calm and Carried On...

 

Fixed!

 

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So if your wife gets deported and you get locked out again, you and your daughter will have to live on the streets.

 

Should have a bit in there about 'moving quickly before your potential partner emigrates'!

 

DC is demob happy. During Prime Minister's Questions, the PM criticised Mr Corbyn's efforts during the EU referendum, telling him: "For heaven's sake man, go."

When Boris finally emerges from his dungeon of shame I expect Cameron to just point at him and shout "Boris you terrible ****!"