Watched that **** in the Cheese last night. Everyone was pissing themselves, including the 2 Romanian blokes in there
My mate Nick (serial womaniser) got twatted by his ex-bird in there on Sunday night. Gave him a black eye for his trouble. Shouldn't have touched her up. He then went home and set his kitchen on fire by putting a chip pan on when he was arseholed Really good night for him.
He's now off doing the 'Latchford Trick' somewhere darn sarf. Not sure how well he'll get on with a ****ing shiner
That blond slapper was in there again last night, pissed as a twat sat next to Jimmy the ****house. She was claiming she was from Liverpool. I nearly spat my beer out when she uttered that ****. Jimmy went for a *** leaving me talking to Pete the mathematician. Next thing she stands next to me and puts her arm round my shoulder. She says "I know you're miserable, but..". I got hold of her arm and moved it away, saying "For once and for all, I'm not miserable when I'm talking to someone I actually like". She left and then Jimmy came back to the bar asking where she'd gone as she'd left a full bottle. I said "Did she pay for it?" and he replied "No, I did. She's a weird bitch, her". This is the ****er who bollocked me last time for being nasty to her Denice said "Cuth doesn't like her because she's a slag and a slapper". Seems people are finally getting the drift.
That's different. That's Denice She only does it when she's areholed and not for free drinks either The woman has morals
Hmm. I don't know...... Getting them out for a profit seems a perfectly acceptable bit of market exploitation to me. Doing it for nowt is a clear missed opportunity.
No. He's got a degree in pure mathematics and is a BS. I've known him ever since I moved from Liverpool
