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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So, I ordered maself a new wet/dry electric shaver/trimmer cos my current one went busted.
    It arrived yesterday. A Philips StyleShaver QS6160

    As GC regulars know I like to keep ma dressing gown very neat an tidy so last night I gave ma new trimmer a test drive.

    So, this is what am posting on Amazon reviews...

    The base of ma cock shaft an ma baws are covered in nicks an cuts. The ****in thing is highly effective but vicious! Be careful!

    Four stars. One of those stars is awarded for the danger play.
     
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  2. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Genital shaving is for ****ters.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    And they know the very good reasons why.
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    When was the last time you lay with a woman ER? You can give the closest decade if it makes it easier?
     
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    Toby, Jun 28, 2016
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  5. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Brexit!!
     
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    ERINBLACK, Jun 28, 2016
  6. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure I believe you, G.
     
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  7. brb

    brb CR250

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    FFS <laugh>
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    How no?
     
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  9. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Don't know.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...Ponders Ended.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye wanna see pix?
     
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  12. brb

    brb CR250

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    no i ****ing don't <laugh>
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Suit yersel, then.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 28, 2016
  14. brb

    brb CR250

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    can you stop typing in that strange language, I have enough trouble with English :)
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yes, I've noticed you have trouble with English.
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    ER just shouts Brexit when he doesn't know the answer.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It makes a change from him shouting "Soup!", I suppose.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 28, 2016
  18. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Nope.

    That was the day I was lying beside my woman tickling her fancy.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yer granny's doilies don't count.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 28, 2016
  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Last time you got yer nasties Britain had not voted to join the EU yet.
     
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