The Poxit Referendum

The polling will close at 9pm on Wednesday 29th June 2016

The result will be honoured without delay

 

Still pissed off with you, but you're funnier than most ****s on here. So stay, you daft basterd.

 

You're too wee, too poor and too stupid to survive on your own Ponders. And you wont be able to keep the pound.

 

if ponders leaves i leave too

if that doesn't sway the remain votes nothing will

god speed

 

Need some clarity on this please.

If remain win are you going to negotiate a better deal with the existing members?

If Poxit wins, what will happen re; the 350 billion and immigration?

 

Who's voting for the ****?

 

Are you talking about me or England?

For the record: despite my numerous ailments, I am actually a hulk of a man; I have the sort of wealth most people can only dream of; I am ridiculously intelligent and talented.

Not bad for a Thamesmead-born urchin who used to live on the streets.

 

If Remain wins, I'll continue to entertain and disgust in equal measure.

If Leave wins, I'll be gone. You'll probably find me on Mumsnet or something similar.

 

Thank you, baby.

 

That's true of everyone who posts on GC if you were to believe them.

 

But you just set fire to the house, to annoy the Bosnian neighbours. So you'll soon be back on the streets and will need some kind soul (probably Polish) to take you in.

 

You are right, of course.

My largesse is known to some on here, yet I would never expect them to publicly vouch for me. But let me assure you I will always contribute towards a good cause, be it here in the UK or beyond.

I have nothing to prove.

 

Don't go. Don't leave me now, now, now. While the sun shines. Stick around and Laugh a while. Yeah.

 

If poxit wins the POOVES may well seek a referendum for an independent forum.

ffs Ponders why are you risking the break up of this union of ****s, ****s and *****s.

 

I don't have neighbours. I used to, though; a family of Italians on one side and an Iranian couple on the other. We got on well, and we all agreed that N9 was declining as a result of uncontrolled immigration. Classes of forty-plus pupils and more than a dozen languages to cope with expedited the need for relocation. The rise in gang violence didn't help, either. Or perhaps I was imagining it all, eh?

 

I voted leave

FTP

 

**** THE PONDERS

 

Or alternatively; go on now go. Walk out the door. Don't turn around now. You're not welcome anymore. I got all my life to live, I hot all my love to give, I will not crumble. I will not lay down and die, oh no not I.

 

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I don't think it's an accident you chose to sing a gay anthem, though