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The Real Headline Game v Iceland

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Jun 27, 2016.

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Going on to the Finals are

Poll closed Jul 1, 2016.
  1. Embarrassment - Sebb

    14.3%
  2. England Frozen Out By Iceland As Joe Hart 'Let It Go' - No Chance

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Players sacrifice themselves to finally get rid of Roy - Southern Scouser

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Sterling falls as England look for second European exit in a week - The Hangman

    14.3%
  5. I hope Joe Hart gets incurable dandruff <the useless kunt> - Porn Mag

    14.3%
  6. I got a happy bad birthday message off Jorgie Porter, now guuning for Richard Osman. - No 69

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. England are **** - Pantsy OR England invoke Article 50 and are out of Europe prematurely. - Jacksy

    14.3%
  8. He can stick his head and shoulders up his arse - Custer's Mate

    14.3%
  9. Kerry Katona says Iceland is cheap but Hart saves nothing as cowards freeze. - Chippy

    14.3%
  10. Volcanic England fans ewupt as Woy masterminds another Euwo exit - Mater Hari

    14.3%
  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Wow, the world's your oyster. Can you sum up a performance like that in just one Headline. Were Iceland good or were England...well you tell us. Were England gutless, guileless or garbage? Or all three?

    Libel laws probably prevent me from giving my current opinions or at least the cost of libel lawyers does and Criminal laws prevent me from doing what I'd like to do to the England team or the lack of a plane ticket does.

    The Headline Game does give you chance though to have your say.

    Rules as before:

    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Thursday 30/06/2016
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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  2. Rum & Black for 2

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    (Headline)

    Embarrassment"

    (Article)

    Received a letter just the other day,
    Don't seem they wanna know you no more,
    They've laid it down given you their score,
    Within the first two lines it bluntly read.

    You're not to come and see us no more,
    Keep away from our door,
    Don't come 'round here no more
    What on earth did you do that for?

    Our aunt, she don't wanna know she says,
    What will the neighbours think they'll think,
    We don't that's what they'll think, we don't,
    But I will, 'cause I know they think I don't.

    Our uncle he don't wanna know he says,
    We are a disgrace to the human race he says,
    How can you show your face,
    When you're a disgrace to the human race?

    No committment, you're an embarrassment,
    Yes, an embarrassment, a living endorsement,
    The intention that you have booked,
    Was an intention that was overlooked.

    They say, stay away,
    Don't want you home today,
    Keep away from our door,
    Don't come 'round here no more.

    Our dad, he don't wanna know he says,
    This is a serious matter,
    Too late to reconsider,
    No one's gonna wanna know ya!

    Our mum, she don't wanna know,
    I'm feelin' twice as old, she says,
    Thought she had a head on her shoulder,
    'Cause I'm feelin' twice as older,
    I'm feelin' twice as older.

    You're an embarrassment...

    (Song)

     
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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    England Frozen Out By Iceland As Joe Hart 'Let It Go'
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Players sacrifice themselves to finally get rid of Roy
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I hope Joe Hart gets incurable dandruff <the useless kunt>
     
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  7. Rafa's Championship Party

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    I got a happy bad birthday message off Jorgie Porter, now guuning for Richard Osman.
     
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  8. Captainchaos.

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    England are ****
     
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  9. Captainchaos.

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    He's for some reason undroppable despite being absolutely ****e all season
     
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  10. General Lee Speaking

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    He can stick his head and shoulders up his arse (as we sang a couple of years ago when Man City visited).
     
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    So Messi is retiring from international football at the age of 29. Fingers crossed on Wayne Rooney then who is 31 in October.
     
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  12. General Lee Speaking

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    I'm not sure I've ever seen a manager **** up a tournament as much as Hodgson has this one. Selecting out of form players and leaving in form players behind, still experimenting with the formation throughout the group games, picking unfit/out of form favourites, not having a consistent system/formation for the players to work within, and inexplicably making your 6' 2" centre forward take corners and free kicks; he makes Graham Taylor look like a genius. What a bloody mess.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Kerry Katona says Iceland is cheap but Hart saves nothing as cowards freeze.
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Volcanic England fans ewupt as Woy masterminds another Euwo exit
     
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  15. JakartaToon

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    England invoke Article 50 and are out of Europe prematurely.
     
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  16. Captainchaos.

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  17. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    The Icemen commeth and England shrivel up.
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Wales Players Celebrate England Exit <despite nine of Wales squad being born in England> doh
     
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  19. Rum & Black for 2

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    Spleens having been vented, now is the time to vote. Can you sum up the courage to vote or will you hide behind a manager and refuse to comment? Which Headline is Rashford and which Headline is Wooney. Have you already left the Euro's behind as a bad Chippy dream or are you still looking forward to the next game like JPF in his dungeon?

    Let's roll out the flag and see who salutes and who salute (french). Can you be a winner in the Headline Game or will you end up with No Chance? Once more, let's all find out by voting. How do you do this, well just follow the rules.

    Rules as before

    1 One vote per person
    2 No voting for yourself
    3 Voting ends Friday 01/07/2016 at 10.00pm
    4 top 4 go into Final vote
    5 Any disputes and No Chance Rule 47,842, Volume 6 applies
     
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