Transfer Rumours The Summer Transfer Rumour Thread 2016

Les: "Hey senor Atletico Madrid, you remember you ****ed us over Toby? Well you have your chance for redemption ...."

 

I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
Ain't it sad
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That's too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball...

Mane, Mane, Mane
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Mane, Mane, Mane
Always sunny
In the rich man's world

 

Would be good replacement for Vic, but have heard it's a loan we are after...........and after the Toby saga I would prefer a straight buy please.

 

I just hope it's a real thing. We'd have our own Thomas the Tank.

 

So, Pelle is 80% out the door. Right I purpose we find a meltdown line for the transfer fee. That should save some grief when it happens, right?
So, 30, one year left on contract, dodgy knee apparently & wants to return to Italy (who said £3M be quiet), he's also broken into international team while playing for us & also in the starting eleven at the Euros at present. He's been our top scorer consecutive seasons, and looks fit & hungry still.
I'm all in for £7M Anything over that and I'll simple smile and wave. Too high, too low?

 

Ugh, now I need a whole new identity

 

He's gone from sheik to chav in 200 miles. Your right, you need a new pic.

 

I'd take 6 million+ ,anything less is a big **** off from me.

 

sotonsaint £6M

Fair enough, but once you submit your fee, you can't moan if they meet it. Its a binding contract.
If this takes off, FLT can put his hat on the chair & go and sit in the sun!

 

I won't be worried by Pelle leaving, whatever fee we get. So, for the purposes of this Meltdown game, I'm saying he he can go for free.

 

Boo

 

He was asked to blend in in case someone saw him.

 

I can't work out whether you're telling me a lot in very few words, or just not saying much.

I.e. Pelle is leaving because Koeman left

Or just Pelle is leaving.

 

Pelle has hinted at wanting to leaving for a while now. It isn't because of Koeman.

 

Cryptic beefy doesn't spend much time explaining things, he just barks sentences & we are suppose to take it as gospel.

 

Not really cryptic. If I was I would write some long arsed post and hardly say anything. I just like to get straight to the point.

 

You come across as aloof, bordering on rude sometimes. Its a football forum, we chat **** sometimes.

 

You mean to you I do, to others I don't. I don't really judge people by what they type, unless it is personal abuse. But that is just me.

I also like to keep my posts short due to having dyslexia. I don't like having to look up about 50 words per post.

 

Pelle is still a very good player, though admittedly declining. Ideally, I'd have liked him still in the squad for this season because a) he's worth far more to us than we will receive in a transfer fee b) he's still a top scorer for us c) he offers a different style of attacking play for us d) we know what we'll get from him and he's already settled in the league and team.

 

So Koeman, Wanyama, Mane, Pelle gone.

Pretty decent meltdown this year, as it's turned out.