Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

I doubt the **** can read

 

****ing great night in there last night. Denice was ****-faced, the lemo-head girls were on top form and loads were stoned. My youngest came over with her male friend who was up from London and another of her friends (male). The guy from London is the spitting image of Joe Allen in Jesus Christ mode. Long hair, beard etc. I told him he was the dead spit of Allen, but he didn't know who he was. Every time he went to the bar, someone would tell him he looked like Joe Allen. He thought I'd put them up to it. It was a ****ing surreal evening and immensely enjoyable. The London guy thought it was the best boozer he'd ever been in. Needless to say, there was a copious amount of free sambuca flowing as well

Then I woke up to the ****ing referendum result

 

so.... jesus is tapping your yuongest then... thats about it.

 

I suppose you had to be there, you miserable get

 

we you said he was somehow involved and the rest was dull as pig ****

 

Eh?

 

dull... as... pig... ****...

you heard...

 

I think you should all declare the Cheese a Free State and just live there.
It sounds less chaotic than the rest of the country is going to be.

 

please tell us what the good denizens of the cheese have said about post exit Uk.

 

is that all ? it's hardly a laughing matter

 

I take it the good people of the cheese didn't know there was a poll.

Or... perhaps they think its all fun and have told the Scottish guy to **** off home?

 

I'd guess the cheese were all leave, they don't like anyone that's not a scouser, let alone someone from abroad!

 

???

its in warrington or latchford or some such hole.. they hate souse too...

 

Meh, all the same up there isn't it?

 

Jesus The people with any intellect voted remain. The rest didn't bother (most) or voted out. That's a genuine statement and is not intended to denigrate anyone who voted leave, including a couple of people I really like who go in there and voted out.

 

Wrong. They're not overly keen on Scousers either, apart from the ones that support Liverpool

 

Not overly keen on many people it seems then

 

Don't ask what they think of some parts of Sussex

 

Don't worry. This shows the extent of Bisc's knowledge of, and interest in, anything outside of his own small circle of experience.