Pah. You'll be lucky mate. Micks eloped with an amazonian warrior. Never see him now. The search function has been screwed for an eternity
When the wife gets in from work we are of to the shops for to get me some more shorts for me. We are off to Zante in two weeks time.as for out else maybe walk the dog a few times a week. Money is not as free flowing as it was when I was working although not on the bones of our Arse yet. I still go for a few pints a couple times a week but that's going to get less and less and less. Can't aford to drink a lot got to spend money on holidays I get my oap in January then things might pick up money wise.
Yey. Vinnys going on holiday. Again. That will mean another. Ask Vinny question time. Thread before he goes.
If I need to fart whilst siphoning my Python so be it. I remember one lasting that long and loud it almost sounded like a Hippopotamus asking for a hot water bottle. Once one of them starts its no good holding it in. The blokes either side of me weren't to impressed with my total disrespect for any toilet etiquette mind.