Like folk who smoke in their house, doors closed windows closed, 40 Benson & Hedges... yellow walls and ceilings, dead dog... mmmm Febreeze. I like your yellow net curtains.
£10 for 20 Marlboro lights mate, that's what I used to smoke... I stopped when they got to about £6.50
You might want to add an extra quid to that. In service stations it's over £10 for a packet of 20 cigs. It's like I'm being forced into smoking my weed in bongs! That's another weird thing. I hate tabs, I find it filthy and I can't be near anybody who's having a puff. When I make my joints though, I mix my weed with tobacco. Strange.
I'm not a smoker either, I vape sometimes now, if I have a craving for a cig after a few beers... vape... that's proper fanny for ya, but I don't go home or wake up, stinking. Fanny Mix it with crack and LSD you big girl's blouse.
When we're out of the EU, we can fetch as many cheap ***s as we want back from outside the EU... bosh, have that... if you smoke. Makes no odds to me. I can bring back more than one box of Toffiffee though
Roll joint, 20% cannabis resin, 20% tobacco, 20% powdered bleach, 20% acid, 20% curry powder... smoke in one long drag. Full can of Mr Sheen, up nose, through a pillowcase. Set head on fire. Jump out of bedroom window. Shag next door's dog.
I heard he has a pet otter. He likes to dress it up in a pink dress and puts makeup on it. He calls it Harold and it sleeps on top of the fridge,
