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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Blunham Mackem, Jun 26, 2016.

  1. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    When you go for a piss down the pub, does anyone else fart as well?
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

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    Can't say I do mate.

    Better to do it there though than walking back to the table over some poor old dear's Sunday roasties.
     
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  3. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Just me so far then <laugh>

    Perhaps as threads go, this wasn't one of the better ones.

    Fingers crossed Relic and Nostalgic know what I'm talking about ;)
     
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  4. Commachio

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    Yes. And its good.
     
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    Daren't - as you get older valves and things get slacker so pushing a fart out can have an undesired result almost like russian roulette trouser style <yikes>
     
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    Don't worry mate, threads that stay on topic usually ain't so good, me and Comm will deal with this in the morning. <ok>
     
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    I cant be alone here. Tart halding ya cheb while having a piss. A Fart comes like a syrian through an airport.
     
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    I had a girlfriend that actually changed the settee because the old one stunk of my farts <badger>
     
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    Why does it just happen down the pub <confused>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Sorry, can't help you mate. I left my favourite hostelry at precisely midnight, June 30th., 2007, shook the landlord's hand, wished him luck, and have never been in a pub since. If ASH don't like my company, they don't like my profit either.
     
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    What is ASH?

    Never been in a pub since 2007<yikes>
    ****ing hell Victor Meldew.
     
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    9 years since you were last in a pub? <yikes>
     
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    He's talking about the smoking ban.

    What about when you need a piss and you see or hear running water? makes you want to piss even more so.
     
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    Smoking in public places... seems a lifetime ago that this was commonplace.
     
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    On planes aswell. No idea when that stopped.
     
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    For the better I reckon, fellas. Do the Europeans still get away with smoking in restaurants, bars, etc? <not sure>
     
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    Sshhh. Dont mention them ****ing europeans on this board. Its just calming down.

    3 weeks. Tab free.<party>
     
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    Good going that mate, you feeling better for it now? Starting to get your sense of smell back and all that stuff.

    I think they jacked in smoking on all flights around 2000-ish, although many were still going to the toilet for a ***... 2.5 hours to Malaga and you can't last without a ***. I've never understood it.

    Step off the plane, get your bags, light up a ***... every Brit, ever.
     
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    Im not coughing in the mornings.<laugh>

    Newcastle-dubai-bangkok.

    Smoking rooms in dubai airport. ****ing hell. 300 people crammed into a room. Could hardly see.
     
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