The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

The info on my one green bar has recently changed from 'RHC is on a distinguished road' to 'RHC will be famous soon enough@. Is this good?

 

Yes, you are on the right path

 

Apparently i am 'a name known to all'

 

Well I know your name and my miffle name is All. So yes, your name is known to All............

 

I thought I was the most well known..well I'm the most well known Man United hater.

 

I've just posted on another thread that I accepted your mate invite as I don't think I know anyone who hates them more than you, and I know a lot.

 

Every village has an idiot, and your undoubtedly not606's.

 

The arrogance of Man United fans...it must be a new rule...Thou shall not hate the self proclaimed bestest team in the world.The pride of Salford.

 

No, the rule is "thou shall laugh at KPR because hes a clown"

 

Thou shall fall to thy knees once a day and thank God thou are not KPR

 

The Man United 10 commandments.
1.Thou shall not mock the self proclaimed bestest team in the world,they are the bestest team in the world because Paul Scholes has ginger hair.
2.Thou shall not mention Alex Fergusons 17 failed attempts in Europe.
3.Thou shall not mention Alex Fergusons league finishes from 1986-1991,because football was invented by Sky in 1992 and those finishes don't count.
4.Howard Webb is a good referee..when he referees at Old Trafford.
5.Martin Atkinson is a bad referee and should not referee at Old Trafford.
6.Thou shall not dislike any ex Manchester United players.
7.Thou shall not mock George Best.
8.Thou shall proclaim that Old Trafford has a wonderful atmosphere.Even though its duller than ditchwater.
9.Thoy shall give Manchester United penalties for fouls outside the penalty area.
10 Thou shall proclaim Wayne Rooney has scored goal of the season..even if it is a tap-in.

 

11. Thou shall spell 'Thou' correctly when writing it 10 times in a row.

 

If a Manchester United fan,thou shall visit their board at least once a day.

 

If a Liverpool fan, thou shalt talk about Manchester United. All. The. ****ing. Time.

 

He does seem to hate United much more than he "supports" Liverpool, I wonder if he is the result of some kind of clinical testing.

 

12 Thou should know the difference between a typo and a spelling error.

 

Ah where would swarbs be without his nemesis KPR. you two used to go all homoerotic on each other, what happened, someone leave poop on the sheets?

 

Obviously forgot KPR's nappy.

 

Thou shall bow down to my superiority.


EDIT: I think that makes sense...

 

When did you learn to count to twelve? Gold star for you!