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The Real Headline Game v Slovakia

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Jun 21, 2016.

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And your favourite is?

Poll closed Jun 27, 2016.
  1. Journalist falls asleep during game before he can finish writing headli.... Southern Scouser

    20.0%
  2. Woy's Boys wobble to knock out stages. Sebb

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  3. Lacklustre England perform like Penfold, while vibrant Wales put in a HalfBreed-esque display - OBH

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  4. Woys Slo Killing of Our Chances is Giving Me Vakia Dementia - Bad Boy

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  5. Dipstick Woy pwoves we've got no chance :undecided: Why west Wooney? - Porn Mag

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  6. Three Kittens Fail to Roar and Tamely Hand Top Spot to Welsh Dragons - The Cheat

    20.0%
  7. Roy Calls 'All Change' but Slovakia Park the Bus - Mongrel

    20.0%
  8. Woy drops a clanger - and Shrek! - No Chance

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  9. England draw nil nil with Slow va slow walk Oh bowwox - Pantsy

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  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    What is more exciting than watching an England? That's right, making up a Headline, pretending that you're a journalist (no Chippy, that doesn't mean you can tap Obi's telephone!!) and competing in the Headline Game.

    Now is the time to take that pencil from behind your ear. Mull the facts of the game over carefully. And then just make it up and be funny. Despite Fat Boys attempts to keep me off line with virus problems ( I know it's you so don't deny it) the Game comes back in new clothing and with a new title looking totally refreshed but whilst still retaining it's originality. Let's open the compo and find out.

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    2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Thursday 23/06/2016
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Journalist falls asleep during game before he can finish writing headli....
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Woy's Boys wobble to knock out stages.
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Lacklustre England perform like Penfold, while vibrant Wales put in a GeordieHalfBreed-esque display
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Woys Slo Killing of Our Chances is Giving Me Vakia Dementia
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Dipstick Woy pwoves we've got no chance :undecided:

    Why west Wooney?
     
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  7. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Three Kittens Fail to Roar and Tamely Hand Top Spot to Welsh Dragons
     
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  8. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    Roy Calls 'All Change' but Slovakia Park the Bus
     
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  9. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Roy drops a clanger - and Shrek!
     
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  10. Captainchaos.

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    England draw nil nil with Slow va slow walk
    Oh bowwox
     
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  11. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Phase II of this exciting game now comes over the horizon. For those who voted to "remain" in the EU now have the chance to pretend we still are as there is a EUropean aspect to this game.

    That's right boys and girls the chance to vote again on something European.

    No Chance back from the grave but does he still have no chance to win here?

    Rules as before

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    2 No voting for yourself
    3 Voting ends Monday 27/06/2016 at 10.00pm
    4 top 4 go into Final vote
    5 Any disputes and No Chance Rule 47,842, Volume 6 applies
     
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  12. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Pantsy, which part of you cannot vote for yourself did you not understand?

    <doh>
     
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  13. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Fixed
     
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  14. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Actually, the Game is open and honest.

    :cool:

    Now, again, about your vote.
     
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