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Off Topic EU deabte. Which way are you voting ?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Jun 9, 2016.

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How will you vote in the EU referendum ?

  1. In

    54.1%
  2. Out

    45.9%
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  1. Stan

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    So a facepalm moment today.

    At a BBQ...

    Nazi: What happened on Thursday was fantastic

    Non Nazi: I think there could be repercussions for some people

    Nazi: Who cares as long as we're not ruled by Brussels yeah?

    Non Nazi: I'm self employed, I import equipment from Spain.

    Nazi: Did you vote In or Out?
     
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    On a facebook stronger in page:

    Idiot: We need another referendum and 16 and 17 year olds allowed to vote and maximum age of 25

    Outer: How old are you?

    Idiot: 28

    Outer: So you will not be-able to vote then

    Idiot: make it 30 then.

    So Inners are bigger idiots then than outers
     
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  5. Tobes

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    Hilarious mate, side splitting in fact

    You've got the intelligence of a pizza box
     
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    That's what your posts do to me when your tiny pea brain has found yet another inane picture on google images.

    I imagine you sat there dribbling as you chuckle away to yourself and eat another cookie to celebrate your latest hilarity.

    Pin head
     
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    Were you a Remain campaigner? Are you sore about the referendum result? Check out these 10 top self-comforting strategies.

    1.) Call every white person who voted Leave a "racist", ignoring the fact that Europeans are also white. Make sure you ignore and marginalise ethnic minority leave voters.

    2.) Claim that the (huge) turnout wasn't high enough. 72%? It should have been at least 75%! 80%? It should have been 85%! Make sure to keep moving the goalposts.

    3.) Make a stupid e-petition demanding another referendum, just like the socialists did when Labour lost last year. We need to keep having referendums until we get the "right" result.

    4.) Get over-excited about the economy, even if the impact has been pretty boring and mundane. Pretend that your 2:2 in English Literature makes you an expert on currency markets.

    5.) Attack the very idea of Democracy, because it's only a good thing when it goes the way you want it to. Working class voters don't know what's good for them, but middle class liberals definitely do.

    6.) Share memes bashing Brexit, ignoring the unwelcome and uncomfortable realisation that you are in the minority of public opinion.

    7.) Boldly claim that Scotland will leave the UK, forgetting that A) they can't afford to B) the EU can't afford to take them C) 1.6m remain votes don't cancel out 2m NO votes.

    8.) Make fun of Boris Johnson while sweating slightly and really hoping he doesn't become Prime Minister.

    9.) Learn absolutely nothing from the campaign, blaming the result on everyone but yourself. Scaremongering and bullying are clearly the best tactics to use, there's no way they could possibly backfire.

    10.) Curl up in a ball and cry yourself to sleep while listening to "Ode to Joy".
     
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    Is that a representation of the post Brexit U.K. economy?

    I fully concur

    Well done.
     
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    You seem capable of a balanced, rational argument on this.
     
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    Now it's become a reality people who voted leave are starting to panic cos they won and don;t think they made the right decision, except the really old, they're happy cos they ****ed the country for themselves and their children, and now they've ****ed it for their grandchildren and their children
     
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    I'm 26 and voted Leave and think the country will be absolutely fine in the long run.
     
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    No panic anywhere, not what I have seen, just a lot of happy people
     
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    Thanks.

    By the way, I know the Nazi well and he would admit to being a fascist. His grasp of what he'd voted for was very poor and he was trotting out some of the lies Farage spouted.

    His hope is that Brexit will mean no more black people will be allowed in the UK. I **** you not.
     
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    ITV news have just been interviewing people in Sheffield who voted Leave. A few of them said they're worried they made the wrong choice. One woman said she'd voted Leave as she was fed up with foreigners coming over and stealing British jobs. She was having her nails done, probably by an immigrant.
     
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    Aside from the referendum. I think Cameron should now call a general election, in order the the British electorate can democratically elect their next Prime Minster as we are about have an unelected one foisted upon us.
     
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