Off Topic EU deabte. Which way are you voting ?

Me

 

All we'll see on Monday is more individuals flapping their tongues.

 

And I never pictured you in a burberry cap and snide nike tracksuit walking your staff on a rope to the off license. But there you go.

 

London Independence Party. I'm in.

 

Don't think so!....

 

I'm supposed to have it on a rope?

 

Nice one. I reckon we could cut you a good deal for the rent we'll charge you of you want to still use our public buildings that are there, and the river and road tolls and access to our air space will be reasonable too.

 

As long as we get enough of the surrounding area to expand into...and we want Gatwick... Maybe South East England Independance Party works better?

 

A view on things from the USA...

 

London actually receives a much lower proportion of public money compared to what it contributes to the national economy through tax revenues.

 

We could rent you Normandy if you want. We used to own it, but rented it to France a bit back, but they're a bit of a problem tenant. I think we'll still have the paperwork somewhere.

 

We're not bound by the EU now, we're free to make up our own facts.

 

Then invade us like the good old days. I guess at least the scrounging lazy ****ers will have to get off the sofa and fight!

 

But unfortunately that might include Kent and Essex. We must be selective who we allow to join. Don't want another Greece style problem !

 

Normally, they'd send out people like the immigrants to do dirty, low paid jobs like fighting for their beloved little England. But, of course, they've just voted to get rid of them!

Perhaps Nigel will go on his white charger, wielding his trusty sword?...

 

Why not, we've had every other ****ing permutation combination of England, Germany, France and Spain fighting each other. Time for the 3 of them versus us now

 

Think bigger man. The Jacobites were French, the south east people are originally more French than the rest of us Germanics, so you could join your brother jocks.

We could all go back to our roots, which is possibly Norse or African, depending how far you go back.

We could then all have whacking great civil war, press the nuke button and go right back to stardust.

It's the circle of life.

Maybe we should start small? What about starting with Independence for Pimlico? I think there's a video blueprint kicking about.

 

It will be sold by then, but my new gaff will be cheaper and bigger

 

The Jacobites were not French. They were mainly Gaelic Catholics. The Hugenots were French. French Protestants...