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No woman ever turned down a barking guy?

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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Work or walk? <yikes>
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who? <yikes>
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I was looking through the thread and wondering what he was on about. <laugh>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I know <laugh>
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    "hey darlin"

    "i have a boyfriend"

    "shut up and get in the van"

    works every time
     
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  6. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    Never fails <ok>
     
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  7. Jeremy Hillary Boob

    Jeremy Hillary Boob GC Thread Terminator

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    My best chat up line was to draw a cartoon/ portrait of the girl. I am/was really good. Very rarely failed. I even once had some girl berate me for not phoning her up after drawing her. Believe me, it's better than any aftershave or haircut. Not as powerful as a fat wallet though...
     
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  8. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    I just go for council estate stoners.

    Eezy peezy. Wave a 10 bag at them and your sorted.
     
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  9. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Don't know why but that brought to mind the old joke.............

    What do you give the man that has everything.................Penicillin

    badoom tish.
     
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