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  1. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Not UKIP you thick gormless twats, I'm talking street parties.

    POOVES will be heading up to Sandbank Street Orange Halls, big Harvie is putting on a Sash Bash and the Apprentice Boys of Derry will be there doing the old party tunes as per.

    TIME TO RECLAIM OUR GREEN AND PLEASANT LAND FROM BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS!!!

    Any local GCers are welcome to join us for what promises to be a great night. Grandwizard Sandy Shearer will kick of proceedings at 9pm sharp with a rendition of the Crimson Star of Ulster so don't be late.

    GSTQ 1690
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Yaaaaass!!!!

    This is good timing as I got banned from the Budgie up Blochairn last night.
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ffs Trev. No **** get banned from the budgie. What did you do, rape the barman, piss in the water jug, play Max Bygraves on the Jukie?
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    1-7 remain on the screen in my shop right now.

    9-2 there's no Jelly and Ice cream.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I slashed a set of bagpipes. **** refused to play flower of Ulster
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    That's GBH. Grevious Bagpipely Harm. I hope you snapped the chanter in two as well for good measure.
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I'm just lucky they got the rozzers involved as bagpipe mutilation is punishable by death in Scotland.
     
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  8. Patience

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    Rumours abound on the streets that an uncertain truce has been reached between the warring UK criminal parties for a 36 hour period. Police fear the LYT, POOVES, and The Fleeto Scum will be joining forces to storm George Square in support of Queen Elizabeth II, Ulster, PULs Worldwide, and the Leave Campaign.

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    Patience, Jun 23, 2016
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  9. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    L-R Trev, *****Ger, Jiffy, Pud, Russ, Barrie, Medro, ER, Gambol, Scan.
     
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  10. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Are all you north of the border voting out??
     
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  11. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    1-10 on remain now. 6-1 leave. I dare any of you to put a century on leave at those odds.
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The way things are looking it might be the case that we sweaties swing it from Brexit to Remain which, to be honest, would be funny as ****.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 23, 2016
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  13. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    They all like a smoke
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    They're all ***s right enough.
     
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  15. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    I've voted in. Just thought it would be funny if you all voted out.. As would mean sturgeon would have to change tact and demand another referendum as she now wants out the eu and we all voted to stay.
     
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  16. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    POOVES bloc vote are voting Brexit.
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The only way there would be another referendum so quickly is if Scots overwhelmingly voted to stay in but it was a Brexit. If Scots voted out to force a referendum it wouldn't make sense.
     
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  18. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Sturgeon isn't to be trusted.. It's a shame she is SNP and not labour. I'd probably vote for her over these Tory ****ers.
     
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  19. The Anilingus Aficionado

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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Don't think so mate.

    Did you not see the latest odds?
     
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