Off Topic Vote - HIAG's best wum **** up

Er..did you mean petard?...

 

Nope, Picard. Surely you've seen HIAG hoist the Picard of defeat picture time and again ?

 

Oh, I see. As I'm not a 'Trekkie', I wasn't aware that that was his name....

 

I'm not a 'Trekkie' either. It was one of the Scousers who coined the phrase 'Hoisted by his own Picard' after HIAG ****ed up trying to tell somebody that they'd been hoisted by their own Petard and then ended up posting that Picard head slap picture after he realised he'd been done again

 

I clearly meant no one, as you probably know (or perhaps you really are so stupid as not to have guessed?).

Your increasing and evident neediness and desperation with this thread is clearly the reason why the lads have maintained an embarrassed distance from it.

The good news is, that this thread can stand as the seminal reason why it is ill-advised for amateur wums to start these kinds of threads.

 

Ouch!

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So no one has ignored this thread then.

Even when you're trying to squirm out of your **** up, you're still ****ing it up

 

Pixie, you truely are the most humourless person on the face of this Earth, and are absolutely clueless in the ways of wum! The mind boggles at just how clueless you really are!

@FosseFilberto Nicely mugged like out of Pixie, mate!

 

Are you trying to tell me that you made a Tit of yourself on purpose because you were wumming ?

 

That's it! I'm calling the police.

 

Maybe this should be HIAG's new avatar ? I'll have a word with @luvgonzo

 

You could always hoist the Picard of defeat before calling the Old Bill.

They are going to do you for wasting Police time soon mate

 

Yours should be of a wee little fella, wearing pointy boots and a point green hat, and with a dead comedy actor's face grafted to your ring-piece. Best that you keep that one to yourself, though.

 

I don't think so. Most of the cops I know would love to give you a Rodney King style beating, mate.

Nothing personal, like.

 

Any way, enough of this small talk! I'm in Bristol, and it's time that I popped into the hotel bar for some cocktails. Catch you all later!

 

No need to get upset with me just because you ****ed up again mate.

 

Posting that is the same as hoisting the Picard of defeat mate

 

@Spurlock and @Blueman

Pixie is going to **** his pants when he sees that the lads have liked my piss-taking comment.

 

Remind us again HIAG, when you ****ed up trying to claim that 'all the lads' had avoided this thread did you mean that none had avoided it or that no one had avoided it ?

 

Update on the voting:

In the lead with 50% of the vote

In 2nd Place with 31.3% of the vote

In 3rd place with 12.5% of the vote
Unspecified other (There could be hundreds to choose from)

In 4th place with 6.3% of the vote

HIAG is currently trying to work out how 'No one' or 'None' has ignored this thread despite 'the lads' voting on it and commenting on their favourite. The thread will run until the start of the season when HIAG has to carry the avatar of shame and in support I will put the winning **** up in my sig

NB: One vote only and no second referendum, sorry.