Also, what are those sticks that they hold? Cattle prods? Sticks to spank naughty players? Although seeing as they miss so much right in front of their eyes, they'll never be used!
One thing about players of today. They will go for the near-post shot. As recently as 10 years ago a player would always make the keeper work by putting it across the goal. I can still remember being coached as a kid to play it across the keeper, because I would shoot at the near post. Often hit the bugger too.
