Anaologies for Englands performances

Now there's an image I'd rather not think about.

 

This gives a whole new meaning to the term Boyle Sports..

 

Woy Hodgson reminds me of, and I apologise for mentioning the name, Howard Wilkinson. He's a cure for insomniacs the boring auld b*stard. Give it to a manger who wont bore them to death and let them loose.
We have a fairly young but experienced squad who could walk this with decent encouragement from a man manager not a FA puppet.

 

Hot date with Paris Hilton and all you get is a hand job.

 

Yeah me too... And the Susan Boyle thing is bad too!

 

He doesn't have a Plan B, just a Plan A-, which is Plan A but with slightly worse players.

 

And somehow, an STD.

 

I thought the title of this thread was Apologies for Englands Performances. Its not your fault Marcus mate!

 

Roy Hodgson. As much use as tits on a fish

 

What about mermaids?

 

Steve Guppy

 

Ronnie Pickering.

 

It amuses me that sea cows are supposedly where stories of mermaids came from, when sex starved sailors would see them frolicking in the water near their ship:



They are quite sexy to be fair.

 

Aye, and when you seen and hear the blokes they have to put up, Woy is not so bad after all.

 

Gil definitely would

 

If England had qualified by the skin of their teeth by beating an Italian reserve side 1-0 they would be getting slated from all sides...Strange that when Ireland do this it is classed as a wonderful achievement..

 

It shows a gulf in expectation, we've come to expect our players to perform at the highest level, the Irish are just happy to qualify for most of these things.

No matter what happens to Wales/Ireland/NI now, they've had a great tournament, yet if we beat Iceland and get KO'd on pens to France, it's another let down and Rooney has failed again on the big stage.