Not606 TV + Film remakes

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127 Vineyards

Intrepid Explorer Gambol spends 3 months sampling wine from the best regions in Europe, however after being trapped beneath a cask of "****ing Merlot" he must decide to either free himself by chewing off his finger or drink himself to death

 

Auf weidersen Ket -

Toby, back in Brighton after spending some time in rehab in France, gets some highly paid IT work from a multinational conglomerate based in Germany. Unfortunately for Toby, old habits die hard and upon secondment to Germany, Toby gets in tow with some Turkish Ket heads and ends up totally out his tits for 3 months and gets the old tin tack.

Toby ends up back in rehab France at his parents house.

 

Clubfoot and the hendersons.

A wealthy ginger Irishman who can't drive due to his unfortunate foot deformity sets out to make a billion dollars by the time his wife reaches 20. He has 5 years to achieve his goal. Will he succeed??

Tune in and see. BBC4 Friday night.

 

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Jiffy stars in this one in which he is an English teacher, teaching his kids how to spell. All is going well until one day Amed points out that a thread in which he started on an award winning forum isn't spelled correctly. For the rest of the term the kids mock him about being taught how to spell by the Green Brigade and call him a useless fenian bastard. At the end of the movie the class shout out, "It's film, not fim, you daft ****".

 

"Oh, Caption, my Caption" wid have been funnier ya dumb taig

 

**** you, at least I noticed the mistake, only took me 4 hours

 

Can't work won't work.

ER's refusal to go to work is made into a mini series. Starring Ian McKellan as ER

 

and as if by magic, the thread title is edited to make sense!

 

I don't get it.

 

**** off Nicky, I don't care if you don't get it, I hate you.

 

Cheers

Simon plays the handsome bar manager who is always a hit with the ladies due to his amazing charm and sense of humour .
Fabio plays the gobby Italian bitch that works behind the bar along with Mick the simpleton as Woody.
Perpetual booze hounds Frazier played by S T Gambol the fat funny one and Archers Road as the ugly loser smelly drunk postman.

 

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A Fistful of Dollars

Our nameless hero trawls the southern states of the US looking for properties with great yield to take from dirty Mexicans