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What is this pikey invasion of which you speak ?

 

When we descend on the Valley jonno knows what i mean, probably our nearest league rivals other than Wall.

Although Charlton are technically not our rivals...the Swine are.

 

Gillingham

 

Does Andy Hessenthaler still play for your lot ?

 

Yeah but they call us pikeys...don't go down with some, but I don't give a ****

 

No but his son does, good player but don't have the same bite as his dad.

Hessy managed us for a while but it ended badly. Then he came back as an interim when we sacked that tosser Peter Taylor.

 

You'd have thought being a psychic he'd have already known about these.

Also, why do they advertise psychic fayres?

 

So people who aren't psychic know when and where they are.

 

I thought they could just communicate through ghosts and tea leaves but thanks for putting me right.