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  1. Plum

    Plum Well-Known Member

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    Fact. We wallow in the smell of our own farts but find everyone else's disgusting. Why is this?
     
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  2. The greengrocer

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    It's more the flushing & not the jetty spraying action maybe?
     
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  3. originallambrettaman

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    I don't wallow in the smell of mine, some of them smell like the bogs at Spiders.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Jun 18, 2016
  4. HGS66

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    There's a couple of really big cats round here who we call the Kray twins as you wouldn't argue with them and they leave massive ones which are bigger than doggy doos and they don't try to hide them like most cats do.
     
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  5. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    I often wondered who that was.
     
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    There's more oxygen in seawater, than there is in our air.

    I'm considering taking a sharp knife and slashing my own throat, three times on either side, so I can swim with the fishes.
     
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  7. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Infected was one of the best albums of the 80s



    For Kemps.
     
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  8. originallambrettaman

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    Carmine can fix it for you to sleep with the fishes.

    Allegedly.
     
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    Sorry, you misunderstood. Mine were the correct origins, not a suggested alternative ;)
     
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  10. Real ale tiger

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    My ex wife sez I am a pig.now I know why
     
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  11. tigerscanada

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    Ah. That's what "String Theory" is all about ?
     
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    Beauty is in the nose of the besniffer.
     
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    No, it's the only bit that's correct in String-em-along Theory -- another Black Hole for funding.
     
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  14. tigerscanada

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    No new action on the event horizon then ?
     
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    Roy Orbison was albino.
     
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  16. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    I always thought he was...

    ...No wonder he couldn't find his way home...another myth...
     
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  17. Mrs. BLUE_MOUNTAINS_BEAR

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    Many products that changed the world have serendipitous origins. The classic one of course is Penicillin. Others in a long list include:

    Teflon. Vulcanised Rubber. Heart Pacemaker.Microwave. Super Glue. X-Rays. Safety Glass. Dynamite and Smart Dust.
     
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  18. tigerscanada

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    Brand discovered phosphorous by heating his own piss, which glowed in the dark. I could have told him that.
     
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    Those little hard white dog turds you don't see anymore where very handy to use as chalk during an impromptu game of hopscotch.
     
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  20. The greengrocer

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    Yeah I think it came from dogs eating more bones? But I'll await for the dog **** experts to say otherwise :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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