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  1. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    If you have a ****? Make sure you put the lid down before you pull the chain! Because most people pull the chain & then inhale particles of **** dispersed into the air when pulling their pants up! :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  2. ElTigre

    ElTigre Well-Known Member

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    Inspired by Greengrocer's post I remember a Channel 4 programme that said the bathroom soap is the dirtiest object in the house. Don't forget to wash your hands though.
     
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    If a centipede a bucketful, how much would a precipice ?
    A sheer drop.
     
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  4. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    I learnt recently that a proper chain is a tenth of a furlong (22 yards). If your chain is genuine then you'll have your strides hitched & be at the bottom of the garden before pulling the chain. Well clear of any faecal ingestion.
     
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  5. The greengrocer

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    Sadly I'm lacking in the chain dept.
     
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  6. Bengals Tiger

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    Over here we use bog paper to avert that.
     
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  7. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    We use that to wipe out arses here! <laugh>
     
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  8. Bengals Tiger

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    But you clearly haven't wiped them all out yet; there's still a few on here.
     
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  9. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Link?
     
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  10. The greengrocer

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    OUR! You knew what I meant! :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    The current flowing through a conductor is directly proportional to the EMF across its ends providing the temperature is constant. Ohms Law, very basic electrical principle.
     
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    Day Temps giving on weather sites are shade temperatures and not as many think...in direct sunlight.
     
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  13. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    My brother was an electrician. He reckoned Ohms law was

    Every sparky should be ome by half 4.
     
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  14. Anal Frank Fingers

    Anal Frank Fingers Well-Known Member

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  15. The greengrocer

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    Mine wins :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    The commonly used phrase , 'how long is a piece of string?' ......6ft obviously. FACT.
     
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    How big are the cats round your place if their poo breaks the lawnmower?
     
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  18. BOJACKHCAFCMAN

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    Fouled, not broke, as in my nice new lawnmower smells of rancid cat ****, and I have to try and clean it off with each cutting. They are sneaky too, always hiding their droppings so unless you cut your grass every week like some maniacs do you can't spot it till the **** hits the rotor blade
     
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  19. ElTigre

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    If just flushing sprays you with **** what about bidets?
     
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  20. BrisbaneTiger

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    According to Hardwares law The equation for string length is Str=2*(L/2).

    Or In layman's terms a piece of string is twice as long as from the middle to one end.
     
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