If you have a ****? Make sure you put the lid down before you pull the chain! Because most people pull the chain & then inhale particles of **** dispersed into the air when pulling their pants up!
Inspired by Greengrocer's post I remember a Channel 4 programme that said the bathroom soap is the dirtiest object in the house. Don't forget to wash your hands though.
I learnt recently that a proper chain is a tenth of a furlong (22 yards). If your chain is genuine then you'll have your strides hitched & be at the bottom of the garden before pulling the chain. Well clear of any faecal ingestion.
The current flowing through a conductor is directly proportional to the EMF across its ends providing the temperature is constant. Ohms Law, very basic electrical principle.
Fouled, not broke, as in my nice new lawnmower smells of rancid cat ****, and I have to try and clean it off with each cutting. They are sneaky too, always hiding their droppings so unless you cut your grass every week like some maniacs do you can't spot it till the **** hits the rotor blade
According to Hardwares law The equation for string length is Str=2*(L/2). Or In layman's terms a piece of string is twice as long as from the middle to one end.