Thought I'd set us up one as I enjoyed some of the entries for the last one. Usual rules: I'll post a poll once entries are in (deadline Sunday night) and declare a winner by close of play Monday (if I can be that organised).
Gobshite sheep-****er gets ****ed bloody. The twat. ps. clearly the only correct answer had to be a play on "Chat ****, get banged".
Poll added. I'll close it sometime after the game tonight (at which point we can revert to authorised headline games and I'll never overstep my authority again, honest!)
Don't let him threaten you fella. I have no doubt you've had the old transvestites head in your bed threat that Trev often likes employ to get his own way. Don't worry he is all fur coat and no knickers. The show is good but there is nothing to back it up.
This game is far superior to Trev's corrupt shambles. At this rate you will have a confirmed victor for the Wales match headline before useless Trev sorts out the result from the previous match.
Right, I'm calling this one early. Congratulations Captainchaos, your prize is that you get to start drinking early today without a lingering sense of guilt.