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England 2 - 1 Wales Headline Game

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by GeordieHalfbreed, Jun 17, 2016.

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Which is the best headline?

Poll closed Jun 22, 2016.
  1. Wales Hit With Late Charge. Bale Insufficient. (GeordieWannabee)

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  2. Woy wubs out Wales the wight way (Hung Drawn and Alliterated)

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  3. Bale Chats ****, Wales Get Banged! (G4S Toon Private Security)

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    10.0%
  4. English Pride Overcomes Bales Prejudice (Bad & Hairy)

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%
  5. Super subs Bale England out. (The Unluckiest Sweepstaker)

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  6. Backstabbers join inferior rebel Headline Game (Penfold's Bitter)

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%
  7. St Dan of Sturridge Slays the Dragon (Petr Cech's Thinly Veiled Penis Metaphor)

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%
  8. Gobshite sheep-shagger gets ****ed bloody. The twat. (HasIssues)

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%
  9. Woy musters up the sturridge and plays his get out of bale fwee card. (Captainwhinger)

    5 vote(s)
    50.0%
  1. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    Thought I'd set us up one as I enjoyed some of the entries for the last one.

    Usual rules: I'll post a poll once entries are in (deadline Sunday night) and declare a winner by close of play Monday (if I can be that organised).
     
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  2. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    To start us off:

    Wales Hit With Late Charge. Bale Insufficient.
     
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Woy wubs out Wales the wight way
     
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  4. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Bale Chats ****, Wales Get Banged!
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Trev not happy as Geordiehalfbreed shows him how to do his job properly
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    English Pride Overcomes Bales Prejudice
     
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  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Super subs Bale England out.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> Trev ousted by a halfbreed usurper. Very interesting. How will the great corrupt one handle this?
     
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  9. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Backstabbers join inferior rebel Headline Game. <grr>

    Nothing personal Halfers. :)
     
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  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    So you're stabbing yourself in the back too by submitting a headline?
     
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  11. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    No, I am just making a statement.

    :emoticon-0172-mooni























    Unless it wins, in which case, yes it was a Headline!!!

    :bandit:
     
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  12. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    St Dan of Sturridge Slays the Dragon
     
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  13. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    Gobshite sheep-****er gets ****ed bloody. The twat.




    ps. clearly the only correct answer had to be a play on "Chat ****, get banged".
     
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  14. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Woy musters up the sturridge and plays his get out of bale fwee card.
     
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  15. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    Poll added. I'll close it sometime after the game tonight

    (at which point we can revert to authorised headline games and I'll never overstep my authority again, honest!)
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Don't let him threaten you fella. I have no doubt you've had the old transvestites head in your bed threat that Trev often likes employ to get his own way. Don't worry he is all fur coat and no knickers. The show is good but there is nothing to back it up.
     
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  17. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    I know, but this way I can go back to being lazy and make it look like it's Trev's fault
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    This game is far superior to Trev's corrupt shambles. At this rate you will have a confirmed victor for the Wales match headline before useless Trev sorts out the result from the previous match.
     
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  19. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    Right, I'm calling this one early. Congratulations Captainchaos, your prize is that you get to start drinking early today without a lingering sense of guilt.
     
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  20. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    You going to set up the next one Trev?
     
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