Euro 2016 thread

hes a smashing ****ing player....Gareth Baaaaaaale!

 

Cue the Spurcat analysis on Hart.

 

Deplorable, no collar or tie.

 

****'s sake. Sterling missing a great chance, Rooney giving away a stupid freekick(and generally trying too much) and then Hart messing up the save. Some hit by Bale, mind.

We need to simplify things. Have our wide players stay out wide at least until the fullbacks get forward, get more players on the half turn rather than back to goal and get that tempo up. Everytime we've played with any fluidity it's caused problems. I'm expecting Vardy on and the diamond in the second half though and that really worries me, Wales have dealt with us well when we've played through the middle today.

 

Perhaps UEFA have confiscated Woys' tie to prevent him hanging himself with it.

 

Kane sacrificed. Looked knackered in both games and got absolutely no service.

 

Kane is burnt out.

 

Good. Now wrap him up in cotton wool and don't let him out until August the 13th.

 

Why is Sturridge shooting from there? That's ridiculous.

 

Sturridge shooting with no chance at every limited or non-existent opportunity.

 

1-1. Vardy.
Rubbish defending and shades of offside, but it stands.

 

Great decision from the linesman and ref, actually.

 

Dodgy one from Davies. Hard to give and I don't think his arm is in the box, but it's risky.

 

Wales really struggling defensively since the break. Woy's changes are working.
Coleman needs to make at least one of his own soon, for me.

 

I think that everyone already knows that Ramsey's a dick from his haircut.
Why has he felt the need to prove it so often today?

 

reckon bale will get another?

 

Rashford coming on? Quite early to use all three subs and I've no idea what the shape will be.

 

Hammer shaped.

 

With Rose and Walker as the widest points, presumably.

 

Yup. Walker, by the way!