"What are those two round things?" "Ah, now those are the Queen's jugs" "Eddie, first of all the queen doesn't have jugs. And secondly she wouldn't get them out on the back of a fiver. She'd save them up for the fifty."
Makes a change to be talking of the pairing up front, rather than discussing how many we have stopping too many getting through if we're too open at the back.
Sturridge could be a bit of a left-field selection tomorrow ahead of Sterling, he's played there before and even Owlman Wombleface Woy must see Sterling is not worthy of his place at the moment
"Eddie, that's tantamount to treason! How can you expect to pass off these pornographic doodles as real money?! Especially when you see whaT the Duke of Edinburgh's up to on the back of a tenner! Who's that with him?" "Meryl Streep." "Hang on, she's got three knockers!" "No, that's Bobby Charlton in the middle." ****ing brilliant.
"Yeah, it's Dick Head here. No, don't laugh. Yeah, I have in my possession a very rare and extraordinarily pornographic £27 note, which may be of interest to a man in your position. What? Well, it's Sylvester Stallone fisting what looks like Mister MacHenry from "The Magic Roundabout".
The Welsh have been having a go at bringing a bit of trash talk, all seems a bit forced to me. I think we're better across the majority of the pitch and if we bring our scoring boots this time, we'll beat them comfortably.
Good luck to you Limeys, or whatever we're supposed to call you English lads. As they say here in Texas, take Wales behind the woodshed. It will be good to see you go top table after the Russia disappointment. I hope an England/USA daily double celebration is in order tomorrow night!
Where is everyone watching it? I'm at Sid James Park for a collective piss-up, which should be good. What are you up to; home, pub, club, work? Goals are it tomorrow, as ever. 2-1 win. Sterling the only change.
Looked to me that the fans last night were just singing and drinking and the police just charged them for no real reason. This seems to be borne out by this tweet. Char Leclerc @Chrlslclrcq 9h9 hours ago I'm a french fan, I was in #Lille with #english fans, we were just singing "please don't take me home" and police attacked us with gastear
They definitely had reason, there's obviously been plenty of instances of the England fans being provoked, but there's plenty of other instances of them just being complete twats. Nobody comes out of this well. Collymore's video's are worth a watch, particularly the 14 minute one he posted yesterday, where he keeps shouting 'journalist' to the police in a dodgy French accent.
I was just commenting on what I saw on the TV this morning, I am sure there are those twats that are just looking to provoke trouble. I saw the Collymore video, that really did made me laugh.
