1) Never met Sir Jingle Jangle Jewelry Jim 2) At home, from memory I'd be regularly pumping Mrs Grove in order to propagate Grove Junior 2. Never been to Portugal. 3) I like a chocolate hobnob with my tea 4) My wife is my true desire, everything on GC is exaggerated meanderings of a warped mind 5) Las Vegas
1) 5'5" 2) No 3) Knowing you lot of deviants I'd say lots of Wids but would expect a few Naws as she is not black 4) Perving over women we can't sleep with is a national past time, in no way creepy. Why would you perv over a woman you are sleeping with? 5) My existence is lovely, the world is a better place for me and I'd be sorely missed when I am gone. Unlike yourself.
1) Nope 2) Nope 3) Nope 4) Lots 5) Not many young impressionable girls at my local Subway, mainly gentlemen from somewhere on the sub-continent 6) Depends on what financial arrangement we can come to 7) I am the guvnor and everybody both fears and respects me 8) I do understand and I don't do either 9) Depends on the occasion 10) Nope
More from me later, I have to escort a foreign dignitary around my place of work this afternoon. Please feel free to ask me whatever you like, I am finding this very cathartic. This must be what the potato botherers get from all their confessionals. That and sore bottoms from the priests.
No, I am not. Interesting Star Wars fact : The small furry alien animals in Return of the Jedi were never referred to as Ewoks during the film.
