It's back, and we're going all 'Theroux' today, guys, with what can only be described as GC's very own 'When Louis Met Jimmy'! Suspicious forum predator, Eric Grave Raper, has decided to creep from the shadows and spend a few days with Not606's intrepid Arab Fenian reporter, ****** The Dog, whilst also fielding your questions, accusations, and insults as to whether he did, or did not, finger your children. Many an assertion has been made against Eric which he has strenuously denied whilst claiming to be teetotal, however his critics suggest this is a methodical MO to ensure a clear head as he plunders the love box of kids, and also points to his cold and calculating nature. Let's take it away! Q1 - Have you ever met Jimmy Savile? Q2 - Can you account for your whereabouts on 3rd May 2007, and whether you were in the UK? Q3 - Favourite biscuit to accompany your tea? Q4 - Does your wife know about your true desires? Q5 - Favourite holiday destination? Regards, Nig Da Labradog
1. How tall are you? 2. Did you decide to stop drinking because you had no friends to drink with? 3. If you posted a pic of your wife on here, how many 'Wids' would she get? 4. Do you realise that a sad little middle-aged twat like yourself perving over women you'll never have a chance in hell of sleeping with is really really creepy? 5. On a scale of 1 to 10, how depressing is your existence?
I am truly honoured. Once I have finished with work I shall address each and every one of your questions, keep them coming. Welling up here, this is up there with getting onto Ponders GC of the month.
1. Have you ever been on Tony Fernández big QPR plane ?. 2. Are QPR now a global brand to match Madrid and Manchester United ? 3. Do you scream "repent" through the door of pubs when you walk past ? 4. How many threads have you started after reading The Metro ? 5. Do you eat at Subway because they are often staffed by young Impressionable girls that are forced to interact with you and you get an erection ordering them about ? 6. Would you let RobSpur dress your wife up in a schoolgirl costume and get her to show you her thighs whilst he attempts to grow a rocky ? 7. What is your job ? 8 . Do you realise that touching kiddies is more illegal than taking drugs ? 9. Brogues or trainers ? 10. Have you ever dressed up in yoga pants and fondled your own buttocks?
So you can post ****e threads inspired by the Metro at work but not answer our questions? I was late for work the other day answering my AMA thread, it's my duty as a GC member. Poor show...
