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England Euro Headline Game v Russia

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Jun 12, 2016.

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And the winner is?

Poll closed Jun 17, 2016.
  1. Kane not able as Russia score late Berezutski. - Sebb

    12.5%
  2. England miss Andros as Roy serves up dross. - Monsieur Frites

    0 vote(s)
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  3. Time to sniff your own fart again woy and **** off - Pantsy

    12.5%
  4. put some black stripes on the top and it seems oh so familiar - Pajama Shed

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  5. Crowd pack more of a punch than toothless England - Scouse Biscuit

    12.5%
  6. Russian Fireworks Shock English Kids - The Wannabee Geordie

    12.5%
  7. barton was right ..bring on the ****e milner to see out the draw .. instead of vardy to keep the bal

    12.5%
  8. Woy Costs England Victory as Russia Putin the net late on -Mata Hari

    25.0%
  9. England to get knocked out the Euro's before leaving the Euro! - Fireman S

    0 vote(s)
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  10. That's a cracking headline.Gets my vote-Oh NoORAs England defence drop-off, English fans nearlyPorn

    12.5%
  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    As a special event and to raise the spirits and after great demand we find the need to find that winning Headline after another "England" performance. The Headline Game returns for a period equal to Chippy's attention span, limited.

    After yet another performance that defies words the responsibility of summing it up in one stand out Headline falls upon you. Remember this is the Headline not the article. Can you sum up England's performance in one succinct punchy Headline. Let's find out.

    Rules as before:

    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Tuesday 14/06/2016
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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  2. Rum & Black for 2

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    Kane not able as Russia score late Berezutski.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    England miss Andros as Roy serves up dross.
     
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  4. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Time to sniff your own fart again woy and **** off
     
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  5. pauljohnhutch

    pauljohnhutch Well-Known Member

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    put some black stripes on the top and it seems oh so familiar
     
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  6. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    So pleased people could see how **** we were despite Clive tydsley etc talking as if we played like brazil
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    That little **** Sterling is utter gash.
    Tuns around doing **** all.
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Crowd pack more of a punch than toothless England
     
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  9. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    Russian Fireworks Shock English Kids
     
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  10. leez

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    barton was right ..bring on the ****e milner to see out the draw .. instead of vardy to keep the ball up in there corner or get the winner ...hodgson is so outdated.

    should of had townsend and wallcott there for natural width ...poor wing backs got to much to do in his ystem ...easy to block and counterattack for other better teams
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Woy Costs England Victory as Russia Putin the net late on
     
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  12. Toon_Man_Sam1

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    England to get knocked out the Euro's before leaving the Euro!
     
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  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    That's a cracking headline. Gets my vote.
     
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  14. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Russians kick England out - on and off the pitch.
     
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  15. Rum & Black for 2

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    Have to say I'm monitoring this one very carefully.
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    As England defence drop-off, English fans nearly pop-off.
     
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  17. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Slightly delayed but we can all just blame No Chance (will JPF ever let him out of the dungeon?) for that we have now reached the excitement inducing stage two of the England Headline game.

    That's right boys and girls the chance to vote.

    How did everyone do? Was there any Headlines which made you catch your breath, made you believe there is a God in Heaven, made you think you might match Sebb in any way whatsoever?

    Rules as before

    1 One vote per person
    2 No voting for yourself
    3 Voting ends Friday 17/06/2016 at 10.00pm
    4 top 4 go into Final vote
    5 Any disputes and No Chance Rule 47,842, Volume 6 applies
     
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  18. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I won

    Yay.

    Woop woop
     
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