they should just run a fighting competition alongside the euros. Just let them fight each other on live TV in the style of the hunger games. Would be spectacular and probably more entertaining than the football. 200 drunk tattooed overweight Englishman doing their nation proud fighting some knuckle dragging russains.
The Nigels have been taking a pasting for two days No set of fans is more useless: go abroad, act tough, and get the **** kicked out of you by French teenagers and jet-lagged Russians please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
They've just caught a couple of unsuspecting scrawny ****ers. Couple of my mates are over there and not seen any trouble. Though they've not been in that square. Last nights photo they were in some bistro drinking wine and eating cheese.
If a load of garcons came after me I'd just say something in German at which point they would surrender and invite me to form a government.
Just seen someone rocking this hilarious t shirt . Well played sir . (For chatting up fugglies in a bar)
Where is everyone watching England get beat by Russia later?? Can't decide whether to go out to a boozer or sit in my kitchen drinking cider.
I've a big party in a barn I agreed to go to ages ago. Birds mate and her fella is a metal type guy so all his mates will be there playing ****e on the stage. I've requested leave to watch the game in her house. They are the gayest rocker types too, not one even as much as smokes a joint let alone anything else. ****ing dreading it.
I'm just going to get a litre of Russians finest and get ****ed up and make a walloper out of myself.
