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Off Topic Vote - HIAG's best wum **** up

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, May 18, 2016.

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Which is HIAG's biggest wum **** up ?

  1. [QUOTE="Hoddle Is A God, post: 9145202, member: 1014059"]I love how Gooners are trying to convince t

  2. [QUOTE="Hoddle Is A God, post: 9197768, member: 1014059"]Pixie knows, deep down in his heart, that w

  3. [QUOTE="Hoddle Is A God, post: 9151839, member: 1014059"]I coined the phrase St Arsehole's Day, last

  4. [QUOTE="Hoddle Is A God, post: 9204334, member: 1014059"] God forbid that they (Arsenal) bottle doin

  5. Other - please quote

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  1. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Where are the latest photos ?
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    With 50% of the current vote, this **** up is running away with the lead:

    I have decided to combine the quote with a picture, so we need to choose an appropriate picture that best captures the level of ****wittery. I'm angling towards HIAG's 'Hoisted Picard of Shame' picture, but please make your own suggestions. <ok>
     
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    PINKIE, Jun 9, 2016
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    Bald Archie Not606 Official Lurker

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. PINKIE

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    <laugh> That pic is a good analogy for Spurs' attempts to finish above Arsenal
     
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    PINKIE, Jun 10, 2016
  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    if you could suck your own penis, would you, and would it make you gay?
     
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    Sucky, Jun 10, 2016
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    An interesting conundrum!

    Personally, I think that avoiding biting your own dick off when you shot your load would be more of a concern!...

    It also beggars the question, to swallow or not!...
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    No, but does ****ing make you gay ? I'd say no too.

    Btw, my missus used to have a chinchilla who gave himself blowjobs. But then he also had a limp wrist and used to wear a pink trilby ....
     
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  8. seabreeze

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    I don't consider myself gay ....
     
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  9. remembercolinlee

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    If men could suck their own dicks they'd never leave the house!
     
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  10. Sucky

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    its ok, we do roofpert
     
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    Why does a giraffe have such a long neck ?
    Cause his HEAD is so far from his body ....
    And shouldn't that be " Roofperv "
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    haha thursday nights wench here just said the same thing
     
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  13. Hoddle is a god

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    You'd never admit you are gay, Pixie.
     
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  14. PINKIE

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    If I were gay I'd have no problem admitting it. You seem to have a bit of a chip on your shoulder about the issue. Almost like you're banging on the inside door of the closet :)
     
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    PINKIE, Jun 10, 2016
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    ....Sorry
     
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  16. Hoddle is a god

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    You're the one trying desperately to convince yourself that ****ing yourself blind doesn't make you gay, Pixie.

    It's been a very long time since I had to subject myself to that kind of abuse, mate. You carry on, but I have a beautiful woman to take care of those kinds of carnal needs.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Jun 10, 2016
  17. Hoddle is a god

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    Sexual frustration, Roofie?

    It's okay, mate; Pixie was only joking when he said that ****ing made him gay. You knock one out, mate.
     
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    ****ing doesn't make you gay though does it. I might just have to add this to your list of wum **** ups :)
     
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    PINKIE, Jun 10, 2016
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    If men could suck their own dicks the world would be full of lesbians and single mothers.
     
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    Spurlock, Jun 10, 2016
  20. Skylarker

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    Depends on who you're doing it to.
     
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