1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Off Topic Axl Rose has changed a bit

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 9, 2016.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    73,841
    Likes Received:
    39,910
    please log in to view this image


    please log in to view this image


    please log in to view this image


    I guess middle aged spread comes to all of us at some point.

    I struggle to shift my roles of flab despite being a long distance runner.

    I have to stop chasing the burger vans....
     
    #1
    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 9, 2016
    Beardsley's Shimmy likes this.
  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    40,597
    Likes Received:
    27,127
    Looks like Keith Lemon's fat brother.
     
    #2
    Obi Wan, Jun 9, 2016
    Beardsley's Shimmy, Marra SAFC 77 and KazakhToon like this.
  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    73,841
    Likes Received:
    39,910
    He could do a re-release of...

    'welcome to the crumble'...
     
    #3
    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 9, 2016
    GeordieHalfbreed likes this.
  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    73,841
    Likes Received:
    39,910
    or 'knocking on Greggs front door'.
     
    #4
    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 9, 2016
  5. KazakhToon

    KazakhToon Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2011
    Messages:
    750
    Likes Received:
    348
    That was exactly what I thought.
     
    #5
    KazakhToon, Jun 9, 2016
  6. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 1, 2011
    Messages:
    29,977
    Likes Received:
    25,289
    He'd have to buy the rights off Obi first. That's where he says he takes your wife!!
     
    #6
    Rum & Black for 2, Jun 9, 2016
  7. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2014
    Messages:
    6,215
    Likes Received:
    3,847
    He clearly has an appetite for destruction (of buckets of KFC).
     
    #7
    General Lee Speaking, Jun 9, 2016
    Marra SAFC 77 and Obi Wan like this.
  8. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2014
    Messages:
    6,215
    Likes Received:
    3,847
    It's a shocking change in appearance. I'm just grateful I've managed to not put on any weight as I've grown older. <whistle>
     
    #8
    General Lee Speaking, Jun 9, 2016
  9. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 1, 2011
    Messages:
    29,977
    Likes Received:
    25,289
    Ooh, I thought you must ha...

    Right, okay.

    :oops:
     
    #9
    Rum & Black for 2, Jun 9, 2016
  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    37,088
    Likes Received:
    12,616
    Obi is the new lead singer for Guns N Roses?
     
    #10
    Warmir Pouchov, Jun 9, 2016
    J. J. McClure likes this.

  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    73,841
    Likes Received:
    39,910
    Axl is clearly not using his illusion....
     
    #11
    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 9, 2016
  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2011
    Messages:
    17,472
    Likes Received:
    9,040
    Axl Rose anagram......Sore Lax :emoticon-0159-music

    Or as Cilla would have said....Lora Sex.......maybe then but def not now.
     
    #12
    Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 9, 2016
  13. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2011
    Messages:
    2,754
    Likes Received:
    2,083
    Axl rose = oral sex

    anagram
     
    #13
    Sammy's Silky Skills, Jun 10, 2016

Share This Page