Lived here in London most of my life apart from short stays in hyde and Sheffield.Grew up in Sidcup kent which is ok but now turning out like Detroit every shop shut down.Traffic is extremely bad especially blackwall tunnel and going up to the city,canary wharf not much to see to many snobby bankers think theyre the bees knees all u see around the shopping center is rip off clothes shops that charges £90 per item no thanks!!!!!!!!! Charlton and Woolwich are quite nice but full of imigrants especially Nigerians.Southwark is quite nice location to visit especially along the thames up near the mayor building you have some great attractions like the Golden Hine and The Clink prison which is superb location if u want do a ghost tour with haunted happenings. Also Thames Clipper boat ride from Westminster tower pier to the 02 shows start from £50 each mostly 80s and 90s bands performing then u have the added attraction welling vs Charlton friendly in july enjoy the trip avoid Deptford New Cross Hackney North London Elephant AND Castle visit Notting Hill The Shard Albert Hall Riverdance at hammersmith last I checked jack the ripper walk be good go on jenny phillips I recommend shes brilliant on the subject Ghost bus tours also Newgate prison the pub opp has original cells in basement enjoy your stay
some parts like barnet old street are ok but other than that not to sure on it lots of trouble keep reading up north lon ie drugs etc
The only thing funnier than a Nigel pretending to be hard on the internet, is seeing all you Southern fairies get your heads kicked in by the Russkis and Algerians this weekend. I reckon even the French will be dishing out pastings to you Morris Dancing ****ters
Typical Jock Hun throwback, still thinks it's 1986. Will probably be thrown in jail for dancing round some foreign fountain in his kilt.
Jail? Possibly. Dancing? Probably. Doing a jig on the heads of Nigel queers? Definitely. Your 'hooligans' are nothing more than ****ters who push over walls to murder innocent Italians, or throw plastic chairs through restaurant windows before all taking a well-earned wash from a water cannon. Whereas, for example, look at the marauding huns. Even a small number of them, around 200, lay waste to one of England's biggest cities in 2008 "...The worst violence in Manchster since the blitz..."
Not sure if taking Ketamine in a squat features in the latest Time Out guide. If drinking is your thing (I am guessing it is as getting sh*t faced seems to be your national past time) London has many suitable venues where you, Gerty and Tobes can indulge in the grape or grain. I omitted pubs from my list as I don't venture into them very often. By the way I am not sexually frustrated, I get plenty. I would say I'm festively plump rather than fat, I have never bothered kiddies, I am teetotal but far from a mess as I dress quite smartly for the purposes of work. Don't do drugs kids, users are losers.
For clarification I was, by proxy, extending Toby's invitation for you and your significant other to attend his domicile and engage in illegal drug abuse. On reflection it appears as if my reply to Toby's post was addressed to you, an error for which I can only apologise. To make amends please accept this photograph of a bomber. please log in to view this image
I travelled from Stansted into London yesterday and passed Ponders End train station and immediately though of our very own @Ponderings Bizarrely, I also passed Hackney Downs and thought of our very own Iain.
I'm teetotal. It was either that or certain death. The smell of hops on a summer's day is often accompanied by the shadow of the Grim Reaper.
