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I've given up smoking today

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RobSpur, Jun 4, 2016.

  1. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    ^^^ Failed to read my signature - I'm not sure that I can have much sympathy for your embarrassment.
     
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  2. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    Alwaysright > Savladore Conte


    stat <ok>
     
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  3. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Are you saying you can sympathize your watches to some posts around here ?
     
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  4. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    I don't have signatures enabled, so no, I did not read your **** signature and even if I had them enabled I still wouldn't have read it.

    I can imagine its some sort of sanctimonious ****e that you repeatedly tell yourself in the hope of finding a microscopic semblance of meaning in your terribly **** life.
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Quite the crush on Toby you have there
     
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  6. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    Why am I the only one on here not behaving like theyve just given up smoking ?
     
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  7. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Lol
     
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  8. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    It's a sign.

    It's telling you to **** off and die <ok>
     
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  9. RobSpur

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    Thanks <ok>
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I gave up smoking this morning piece of piss.
    I'm not paying a tenner for 20 delicious Marlborough Golds and I can't be arsed to walk to the Lithuanian shop that does them for a fiver.
    The girl in there is so pretty in her early 2os that she doesn't serve US anymore because she knows I want her.
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    This fred has become tiresome and gay in equal measure.
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Get ya rat at moosh
     
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  13. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Some people really do seem to have difficulty facing up to the truth. I try to embrace it and make it work for me - that's more like selfishness than sanctimony.
     
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Have what?
     
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  15. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Not really - I'm hoping that I might get [be] on his ignore list. - mind you - it looks like there's no shortage of replacements
     
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  16. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    At some point you'll eventually realise that you're the ****, or at least also a ****.

    Don't hurt yourself when you fall down.
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I like Toby
     
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    My balls are so huge , I'm to embarrassed to go out in public with only my crotchless panties on .
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Do they sell Magnum ice creams in Canada?
     
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  20. seabreeze

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    Ummmm
     
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