London

[Patience]

Guys,

Booked up to go to London in August for 2 weeks and was hoping to find out the best places to go, best places to drink, best places to avoid Looney Tunes and Hamilton Accies, and generally if there was anyhting decent to actually do in the sprawling capital ****hole of England.

#RIPMarkDuggan

 

[pompeymeowth]

Best place for you. Heathrow.

 

[Patience]

Why?

 

[Ciaran]

I like London.

 

[Patience]

I don't. Decided not to go now. Jip, lock the thread, you ginger ****.

 

[Archers Road]

Be sure to visit the quaint medeaval village area of Tower Hamlets. At night.

 

[Ciaran]

Be sure to visit the quaint medeaval village area of Tower Hamlets. At night.

Landan is soft as **** m9.

 

[Patience]

Decided me and the bird are going to be spend 2 weeks in Greenock now.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Decided me and the bird are going to be spend 2 weeks in Greenock now.

Nice.

 

[Patience]

Only the best for my bird, so off to the Tontine Hotel.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Only the best for my bird, so off to the Tontine Hotel.

What's your burd's name?

 

[Patience]

Gertrude, but just good auld Gerty to me, mate

 

[Gambol]

Gertrude, but just good auld Gerty to me, mate

She likes it when I call her Trudie.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Does she like her hole?

 

[Patience]

She likes it when I call her Trudie.

Sorry mate, wrong bird, my missus is over 16 so probably not been a victim of your GC ***** Ring along with Eric G. Ranger and RobSpur.

 

[Archers Road]

Landan is soft as **** m9.

So's Gdansk m8. Be sure to visit the docklands area and let them know that.

 

[Gambol]

Sorry mate, wrong bird, my missus is over 16 so probably not been a victim of your GC ***** Ring along with Eric G. Ranger and RobSpur.

Why am I getting lumped in with the *****s? I'm a well known stalker, mysoginist, and sexual desperado. Kiddies ain't ma thing

Am gonny tell Trudie you're upsetting me.

 

[Patience]

"...That creepy amputee is calling me and crying down the phone again. Says you called him a *****?..."

 

[Gambol]

Does she like her hole?

Aye.

 

[Gambol]

"...That creepy amputee is calling me and crying down the phone again. Says you called him a *****?..."

She knows me so well.