Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

Yeah she rocked up this morning and just said "I did a selfie in bed last night". Creative little thing that she is!

 

I am sorry, my hearing is so bad!

Did I just hear a far cough?

 

You may have done.

 

I have an embarrassing confession....come closer and I'll whisper it. When I first read about selfies....I thought they meant masturbation.

 

Hahahahaha.

The whole selfie thing still confuses me. (Photo selfles.. not the Fran kind)

 

I like that Fran. Perhaps I'll borrow that.

 

Fran-have you been drinking or are you really a bloke?

 

Very creative - I'd never have thought about wearing spoons in my head gear, but then again I don't take sugar.

 

In another era they did.

 

Did you not know that women masturbate too, CF.?

 

I've never got selfies. I think most of my era (or at least everyone I know and knew) did their best to try and avoid photographs yet these days everybody seems to be so eager to get their ugly chops posted as quickly as possible to facebook.

 

Well of course. But Fran doesn't generally discuss such stuff on the boards. By the way, is masturbation not off-topic? I know that you favour a firm hand on that sort of thing....

 

Ha.!

I believe you could be right about our female poster though. I think he who mustn't let the door bang his arse on the way out has released the inner emotional Fran.

 

He can do that. It's called a "Poch response"

 

I would have thought that headgear a bit uncomfortable to wear to bed, but what do I know?

 

Lingering all over the forum and Youtube today as I did my back in yesterday and I'm as stiff as a board today. Wandering around on Youtube I saw some videos on lightning bolts. Then I saw a security camera video of some poor guy getting struck TWICE by lightning within a minute or so. And he hobbled away afterwards:

 

The funniest thing about selfies is that a lot of them aren't, they're just photos... like the guy who seemingly took a selfie of himself with a hijacker a few months ago. No... it was a photo of you standing next to someone, for it to have been a selfie you'd have needed a third arm (nothing to do with Fran's post ) and the arm would have to have been about 4 foot long. IT WAS JUST A PHOTO!!!!

 

Gives more meaning to "Dick head".........

 

That's terrible. Where was it and was he properly alright? What happens if lightening strikes you - do you receive burns?

 

Quite an entertaining night on my road last night - police came and did a 'heavy handed' drugs raid on a house a few doors down - battering down door, everything. Turns out in doing so, they hurt the woman that lives there with flying door/glass and there were no drugs at all found.

The house is owned and rented out by the newsagent at the end of the road to a lovely Chinese family. Basically the police acted on a 'tip off' from a mad old codger who lives at the end of the road who has already called the police out THREE TIMES on a guy for practicing his trumpet playing on a Saturday afternoon (apparently he confronted him, saying "THE TRUMPET WILL BE THE DEATH OF THE STREET" - I mean, okay, trumpets are annoying, but that's a little excessive!)

I'm guessing the Chinese family were playing some music or something that had upset him, but why, why, why come round with two police vans and a battering ram on the behest of someone they surely know is a nutter? The family are (understandably) really upset and the newsagent has gone ballistic.

Also, who pays for the repair of the door under those circumstances?