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  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Just ordered Cry Tough . Thanks .
     
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  2. davecg69

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    Enjoy!! He's such a decent bloke as well - stayed behind in Basingstoke for about 2 hours after the show, signing stuff and chatting. Top bloke!
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Right , must dash . Mrs Jasper said I could book today off , I said I would be to tired to go to work , so I have a list of chores to do . it is now 11:08 and I am playing on here & buying cd's . I have not done one other thing .....So best I do some domestic ****e for at least a couple of hours ........
     
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  4. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    This is one of my favourites from Nils, about Keith Richards going to Toronto and getting into a spot of bother:
     
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  5. fatletiss

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    Get a grip Jasper.

    Get the vacuum cleaner out and leave it in the hall way (plugged in). Spray two squirts of Mr Sheen in the living room/lounge and leave a duster on the side. Pile all the washing up in the sink and make sure the kettle is full. Couple of minutes before she is due home, flick the kettle on and pour the water into the sink over the dirty dishes....

    ... job's a winner!
     
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  6. Schrodinger's Cat

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    And leave her the rubber gloves out too FLT, or is that a step too far?
     
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  7. fatletiss

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    Oh for the love of man, don't even touch the rubber gloves. She'll know exactly where they were positioned and any movement of the gloves and you'll be accused of some dodgy, perverse, self gratification, bondage experiment <yikes>


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    apparently
     
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  8. Schrodinger's Cat

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    Mmm. You too eh?
     
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    The ratings for the 2nd episode of Top Gear dropped by over a third from the first episode. <laugh>
     
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  10. fatletiss

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    The second episode was better.
     
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  11. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    And people weren't to know that. It will get better still and the viewers will return. Obviously not Tom though, so close the series down.:)
     
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  12. Le Tissier's Laces

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    Yep agreed.

    That McLaren...
     
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  13. fatletiss

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    Oh boy and Jenson was like a little kid in it!
     
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  14. Le Tissier's Laces

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    It was better because it was essentially more LeBlanc and less Evans.

    Eddie Jordan is still a cock though.
     
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    Yes, Jordan was a cock and when he started with his 'best car' and up went the F1 car, I was head shaking.... However when he became the butt of the jokes later on, it was funny :)
     
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    I don't think that was Arya. Or if it was, what the hell was she doing prancing around when she knows they will be trying to kill her?

    Battle of the Bastards with Baelish coming to the rescue of Jon/Sansa.
     
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    That's a good call. I figured it might be that she went back to the faceless man, repents and gets saved, but I like your idea. As you say, why would she be out without her "needle" when she knows she's got someone after her ......
     
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    Did you mean to put a spoiler alert on this ?
     
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  19. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    I've done it for him. Be careful with your GOT comments in chats please, pepys.
     
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  20. Number 1 Jasper

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    I was not fussed , just trying to help him . To be honest , I would not know how to add one , but this me I am talking about :)
     
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