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Carver proves he is European class coach

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Lifted from facebook....

    John Carver is back in management with Cypriot side AC Omonoia Nicosia.
    -They are in the Europa League for next season, a statement released:

    "Our Association announces that it has agreed with the 51-year-old English coach, John William Carver, to take over the coaching of our team.
    Mr Carver is in America for personal reasons, but will break his journey to begin work immediately to our team, to start preparing for the new season"
     
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  2. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    As one of the Best Coaches the Premier League has been privileged to see, and following the abysmal decision by NUFC to replace him with the clown McClaren, it seems quite fitting that JC is picked up by one of the top clubs in the Mediterranean region.

    Europe, Sun and Beaches in the Med, Money - JC ain't a dafty is he....
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Well, based on the fact that JC will be managing in Yewrope next year.... JC>Rafa
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

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    JC will walk over the Med to get to Cyprus.
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    This will be interesting. If he goes there and does well like Pardew has at Palace, we'll know once and for all our club is just rotten to the core and smells like a dirty post indian fart. All wet and wretchy.

    I think he'll fail personally.
     
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  6. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    What's not to like, Cyprus, sunshine, footie and money.
    Why can't l land a job like that?
    Am l jealous, too bloody right l am.
    Will he do well, probably not as the man has no real skills, will it matter in the long run, no not a jot.
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    It's just that English isn't the club official's first language. When he said:
    "Our Association announces that it has agreed with the 51-year-old English coach, John William Carver, to take over the coaching of our team."
    He meant DRIVING the team coach. .
     
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  8. Captainchaos.

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    Honestly if we had stuck with him I'd say we'd not have been relegated
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Hahahahahahaha! Ah, a top 10 joke on sickipedia!
     
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  10. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    And they say muesli has no side effects!!

    :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  11. Captainchaos.

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    He has a 100% survival record
     
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    Perhaps if he had died sooner we'd not have been relegated either.
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    Is he in the next mafia game?
     
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  14. Toon_Man_Sam1

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    I actually agree that Carver isnt much worse than McClaren. there's very little difference in it.
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Harsh but true
     
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