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You Lazy ****ers Need to Get Up Earlier!

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Jun 6, 2016.

  1. Stan

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    You working nights at the cattery again next weekend?
     
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  2. That's one of Pixie's gags, Stan.

    Oh, talking of gagging... you're very close to Pixie, aren't you?
     
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  3. Skylarker

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    I might even be at the same gig.

    I often go down the local working mans club in Wyke Regis <diva>
     
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  4. Stan

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    I like some of his posts, that's true. To be fair I like most posts that highlight how often you've made a tit of yourself on this forum.

    I also like the fact that it winds you up and occasionally helps push you into one of your "call the police" frenzies of calmness!
     
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    Skylarker likes this post.
     
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  6. Stan

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    Careful, you'll have a 55 year old Spurs supporter pointing at you and giggling "gay"!

    By the way, Stan likes your post too.
     
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  7. Stan

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    You only need to take a look at HIAG's profile to understand why he dislikes the like function.

    He puts in so much effort but the lads don't often show their support and appreciation.
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    See I told you @luvgonzo <laugh>
     
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  9. So, what do you know about HIAG so far, Stan? Let us have a recap.

    Age: 55
    Sex: male
    Team: Spurs
    Occupation: burger-flipper/conveyancing paralegal
    Home owner: no, lives with aging mother
    Hobbies: computer games (Guitar Hero)
    Pets: cat
    Residence: Cornwall/Devon

    I can inform you that you have 1 correct answer.
     
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  10. Stan

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    Fixed.

    I think that's pretty much spot on although you may be older than 55 as I recall you saw Greaves' debut for Spurs when he was playing for Chelsea.
     
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    Well you are a Spurs fan (when your not rimming the chavs) so that means you're saying that you are not male.

    When you talk about this 'adoring pussy' are you trying to tell us that you are a butch lesbian sniffing out some fishy minge ?
     
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  12. Stan

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    Oops!
     
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    :emoticon-0136-giggl..Fosse taught me how to do this.
     
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  14. Stan

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    Well he is a comedian.

    In the same way that Tom O'Connor was a comedian.
     
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  15. Spurlock

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  16. Stan

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    Is that his autobiography?
     
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    Picking my lad up from the cinema them off to bed, recovering from yesterday's drinks. #lightweight
     
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  19. Spurlock

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    Are we just logging our daily activities on here?

    Ramadan is starting, first day tomorrow. I'm off to the mosque in a bit.

    Yes, yes...I will report the dodgy ones with a hook for a hand.
     
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    <laugh> his hair isn't as good as mine for his age ... but his humour and dress sense are better than Stan's tbf

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