Sadly not. She dumped me because she said I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllatysiliogogogoch. I said: “How can you say such a thing?”
If the stewards did the job they are paid to do it would of been stopped dead. The class of season ticket comes up on the screen when you scan it but they haven't bothered to pull people up. Also the club stopped giving money when they re-sold your seat, when you couldn't attend. They now give a credit note to spend on crappy merchandise from the shopshop, so people are now selling them themselves instead. I would guess about 1% are actually cheating the club by buying concessions instead of adult tickets.
Was she a Mwnt or a Brymbo and Plwmp. Was your Penisarwaun out and you Stepaside for Lord Heresford's Knob?