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I've given up smoking today

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RobSpur, Jun 4, 2016.

  1. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Stopped 10 months ago. Stick that up your jew pipe ya ***** **** <badger>
     
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    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    just got my hole so fuk u​
     
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    Only the people who rarely get sex, feel the need to mention they've just had sex.

    I bet she was a fat mess
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I'm neither a she nor a fat mess thank you very much.
     
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  5. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    Tried quitting many times before, but this book worked like a charm.

    Yacontcha!
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You can either read the book, or roll it up into a tube and smoke it.
     
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  7. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Buying a book to read to try and stop smoking is for ****ters with no self-control or discipline. They are also cowards for trying to quit.
     
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  8. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    First fry up coming up <wah>
     
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  9. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I was reading a thread on another forum yesterday and that book got bigged up a lot * <ok>


    * or as DD would say, it got a lot of kouros. <ok>
     
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  10. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    Tough this one. My post fry up *** was my second favourite *** after my post curry ***.

    Sweating a bit.
     
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  11. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Awe shut the **** up ya attention seeking fudmiester
     
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  13. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    Just come through an interestig spell, during which I wanted to pop my eyes out of my head for a bit, and spin them round and round.
     
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  14. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    I quit a few times for around a year before going on a roll of not smoking for 14 years .
    The time I starting quitting for 14 years was much easier at the start than the 2 attempts before where I quit a year . After starting up after quitting for 14 years , I quit again and it was almost simple this time .
    My point is even if you don't make it this time , don't quit trying Rob ...... It got easier the more times I failed but tried .
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Love tabs me
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Interesting fact No 34

    80% of gayers smoke in the UK, so if you smoke you are probably a bum bandit.


    This fact is not made up at all*



















    *Maybe
     
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  18. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    1. Quitting for 14 years, a failure ???

      Bit harsh on yourself imo there sann <laugh>
     
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  19. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Smokes 80 a day.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *smokes 80 cocks a day
     
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