The HAIG vs PISKIE bet thread

... am I the only one that thinks HIAG and Piskie are the hairdressers from Gogglebox? ... ...

 

Probably.

 

Leave my lion out of this..

7 months for you now.

 

More like two neighboring dogs barking at each other through a small hole in the fence.

We just need their respective owners to slap them on the muzzle with a rolled up newspaper.

 

Okay, lads, this is the score. I have decided that I am not going to go on holiday for the start of the new season (at least, not for the entire month), and that I will post with the new avatar.

I'm doing this for two reasons. Firstly, to enable Pixie to **** himself blind over my humiliation (not sure that Stan will be looking forward to that, what which his eyeline being straight over the top of Pixie's nut-sack). Secondly, I don't want Pixie crying to the super-mods and calling the cops, as I find such demeaning behaviour an utter embarrassment for everyone.

So, we have the avatar, and we have the start date. All that is now required is for Pixie to buy himself a box of man-sized Kleenex and a blindfold for Stan.

 

Stan PM'd me, he doesn't want the blindfold.

 

That's very noble of you to cancel your pretend 'trip overseas' in order not to bottle it.

I was calling your bluff about the supermods btw

 

TFFT ... (not the kleenex or blindfold bit) ...

 

excellent news.
Are you doing the euro prediction league on the Premier League forum as I hear from SD that you have previous as you won his World Cup prediction league.

 

I'm surprised you would be able to recognize noble at this point .....like a blind man talking about sunset .

 

So you won't be threatening to call the police again about being cyber bullied?

That's a shame. It's hilarious when you get frazzled!

 

By the way, Fosse will have knocked one out while reading this post.

Mrs Fosse will be furious when he sheepishly hands her his soiled cardigan.

 

Picking The Spurs. over the Gunners was a huge ask to start with , Piskie and his bum buddies pushed HAIG into this calling him sackless whereas he had more balls than the works of you .
Even Luv egged him on .
Pretty well a set up that almost backfired on the " Odds on Favourite's Brigade "
Ultimiately , Spurs fans are a happy bunch after this season and the Gunner fans have to settle for asking for Wengers head and enjoy they're victory over HAIG. , including the " Peanut Gallery " of other " Top Teams " as they have little to celebrate either ....

 

Spot on Roofus.

 

Amazingly it's still morning where Ruthie is.

Must be maple syrup tequila shots for breakfast!

 

You lot should adopt him. The Swans want rid of him so it should be an easy enough process!

 

We should sign him before he's onto his last major roof job and United come knocking.

 

He'd only agree to move on a free and accept no wages. He doesn't think there should be any money in football.

 

... think you're judging me by your own 'premature' standards ... I can go for much longer

... as to your woolen obsession and your order ... would you prefer a turtle neck to a cardy ... given your olfactory location predicament?