You can't even recognise letters pal. I'd put the chances of you being able to slice a cake at slim to none.
Go sell some drugs or Rob Ikea you thick Spurs wog ****. How did you do last year ? Finish above Arsenal? lol
I think you are a repressed homosexual DD. You give me the creeps. How about you go back to alphabet class, and give the internet a miss ?
I'd sooner miss an s out of dessert, than I would get the wrong gender to stick my my willy into. You must have felt like such a twat when you realised you're supposed to stick it in the ones with the bouncy chests ?
Fabulous comeback sir , if all else fails and you know you can no longer win then accuse the person but ****ing you of being gay Kouros to you .
I best break the news to my wife and 4 kids that daddy is now a bummer boy because a Jew on the Internet said so. Single by chance Rob spurt ?
Simple Simon w Probably best they know. You can tell them youve dropped out of alphabet lessons at the same time. And that you are a ****, who is about to get his ass handed to him on an internet forum
I'll just not wash and sit under a tree drinking beer and pish myself. Can't get much more Mexican than that!