Off Topic The Great British BBQ 2016 Edition

How about one of those plastic plasterers baths. Heavy duty, won't go rusty. Bought one years ago to bath the dog outside, but has been known to double up as a beer cooler.
Sorry , if I knew how I would upload a picture of one.

 

Dig a pond Tobes after you empty it of beers you can have some teknofrogs in it

 

McDonald's are doing burgers with BBQ sauce on atm, same thing

 

was in maccies at about 4am saturday morning after raving on Friday didn\t have one of those

 

Did a whole spatchcocked chicken in the BBQ last night, very nice. Surprised I didn't burn the ****er though.

 

Def picked best day to have bbq on Sunday. Back to work today and peeing it down

 

Sunshine all week and to continue through the weekend, get the coals lads more BBQing to be done yet.

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You want to get a grip, lad. You've got a ****ing fixation .

 

Indeed I do, I love BBQ season.

 

It's been ****ing freezing in London.

 

What he's not saying is he's walking around in sheepskins

 

You missed out the rest of the sheep.
#stillwarm

 

#stillborn

 

Then slap it on the bbq

 

Or slip your prick inside it and make it a crotch fun bag if you're a welshy

 

Getting a bit odd fellas.

 

Update on the burnt down fence from our bbq a few weeks back...

There was a cable running along next door's side of the fence, going to the shed in the bottom of their garden. It powered the shed light and a big **** off freezer full of food. They sent an invoice from the electrician which comes to £456 to refit the cable and the food will be £50 on top of that.

Just what I need before Portugal and Glastonbury this month.

 

****, always the way

 

Neighbour from hell.

 

zingster was simply trying to add the flaming fires