What have you crazy guise got planned this weekend? Not that I really give a ****.©Monica. Bank holiday weekend for this mixed up kid,pints tonight,spot of painting in the morn,her birthday Sunday so bringing her to Bloom and then afternoon tea followed by a good few pints,chill Monday.
Well, Mick, I'm so glad you asked. I shall be having a scatter of beers whilst pretending to my wife that I am still at work, will probably start drinking in about an hour or so for about 5 hours. After that, I will go home for a swim. Tomorrow, probably swim again in the afternoon but in the evening, I'm going to a Mexican themed party at a friends house. When I say Mexican themed, I don't have to wear a sombrero or any of that ****e, there will be Mexican food at it. I will probably get drunk and call people ****s. On Sunday my mum is arriving so will probably have a BBQ and drink some more beer. Again, thank you so much for asking and apologies if this wasn't aimed at me
Train to London tomorrow morning maybe a KFC double bucket and some shopping. Football in Holloway with the kids. Beer .
Goin to Ibiza next week so might just have a quiet wan. Working the morra as per. Beer garden Sunday. Meant to be sunny again after the cloudy pish we're due the moz
Sounds good and say hello to your mum for me.I'll try and get a few house jobs done this weekend because will be doing **** all next week with the US Open and the Euros starting.
Out in town tonight for a few drinks by the river. If the postman isn't a lazy **** then I have a fun parcel waiting for me for the weekend, so tomorrow and Sunday will be a drugs'n'booze fuelled rampage round norf London. Oh and I need to wash some clothes.
Gave a mate hash injected with ketamine. He was up all night thinking he was fighting cowboys and Indians in his hoose. He was gonny kill me
